10/02/2026
Austin, congratulations on your new position at the Department of Unnecessary Plastic. The department is imaginary, but we trust your judgment đ
Your first assignment: nominate one piece of plastic packaging you think we could do without. A bag inside another bag? Plastic-wrapped fruit? Something you unpacked this week that came with more packaging than product?
Tell us what youâd retire and what youâd use instead. Some packaging has an important jobâweâre looking for the kind that makes you stop and ask, âWhy is this even here?â đ