13/10/2026
Our next Chillactico is our near event present regista, McDermott.
Like Pirlo with an alcohol problem, McDermott has made the number 6 position his own. One of our most consistent performers, the man is nigh impossible to knock off the ball, can pick out long balls that our fat and slow wingers admittedly can’t catch, and he can thump the ball really hard on the volley quite often.
He is also the master of the coin toss, and has delivered very inspiring team talks containing phrases such as ‘keep it simple’ and ‘let’s just pass the ball’.
The team is always calmer with McDermott in the middle