Poverty Point Whale Watching & Petanque Society

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Poverty Point Whale Watching & Petanque Society Conglomerate of bowlers formed to participate in all types of sports endeavours and support charity

DICTATOR(President)
Stuart Wright

DESPOT(Vice President)
Michael James Spooner

FALSIFIER(Secretary)
Edward John Chute Ellis

EMBEZZLER TBC

CHEF DE MISSION
Scott Andrew Garry

WHIPPING BOY
Brett Nathaniel Fuller

YES PERSON
Judith Elizabeth Staunton

“The Dish” done & dusted but I’m now looking for a sub after  #10 refused to do the Elvis museum or partake of an Elvis ...
30/10/2026

“The Dish” done & dusted but I’m now looking for a sub after #10 refused to do the Elvis museum or partake of an Elvis Festival apres bowls shirt.
Found her a kebab shop but I’m invoking the “No Elvis, No Hommus” rule.

I give her half an hour before she gives in and begs for the “tabouli taco” to slop all over her Presley pinafore!

I’ve created a monster! #10 had her first ever kebab Tuesday as part of her Residency/Visa process and is now addicted. ...
29/10/2026

I’ve created a monster!

#10 had her first ever kebab Tuesday as part of her Residency/Visa process and is now addicted.

Stopping at Blackheath for the usual lunch at the fish & chip shop I got a stern command to keep driving through the lights to the Kebab shop. She even dressed for the Neanderthal dietary imbibement.

Just have to ween her off the felafel and into the real protein.

Hopefully Parkes has a kebabery to quell the beasts freshly realised vampire-like “Hunger”!

21/10/2026

A day of mourning has been declared for all members as one of our “Watched Ones” has met their maker. A vigil will be held down at Lurline Bay from midday.

Still an opportunity is you forgot to put your entry in and are copping buggery from the “Other Half”!
19/10/2026

Still an opportunity is you forgot to put your entry in and are copping buggery from the “Other Half”!

🚨 MIXED PAIRS QUALIFYING – SPOTS AVAILABLE!

A limited number of places have become available for the upcoming Mixed Pairs Qualifying.

We are looking to fill spots in the following Regions:

📍 Metro South East – 2 spots | 24 & 25 October
📍 South East – 2 spots | 24 & 25 October
📍 Metro North East – 2 spots | 25 October & 1 November
📍 Greater Newcastle – 1 spot | 24 & 25 October
📍 Central Coast – 3 spots | 24 & 25 October
📍 Northern Rivers – 1 spot | 24 & 25 October
📍 Mid West – 1 spot | 24 & 25 October
📍 Hunter Valley – 1 spot | 24 & 25 October

Interested in taking one of these spots? Email [email protected] before 11am Wednesday, 21 October to express your interest.

Don't miss your chance to compete! 👏

Nod & Rowdy versus Corey Wedlock & Aaron Sheriff(I think?!)Tee off at 09:00…..
14/10/2026

Nod & Rowdy versus Corey Wedlock & Aaron Sheriff(I think?!)

Tee off at 09:00…..

Coming to you LIVE from the beautiful Culburra Beach Bowling Club, ...

And I thought  #10 was a bad Navigator.Rowdy in the co-pilots seat this morning, missed the Fairfield Rd turnoff then th...
02/10/2026

And I thought #10 was a bad Navigator.

Rowdy in the co-pilots seat this morning, missed the Fairfield Rd turnoff then the mandatory u-turn with #10 absolutely mute until we were half a mile past before proclaiming “There was a Birrong Sports Club back there”.

What a team, I don’t know what I did in my previous life to deserve them both. Maybe I was Adolf………

Great day over at Moorefield today with the greens slick & true.  #10 had a day off skipping with Mr Magoo stepping up t...
02/10/2026

Great day over at Moorefield today with the greens slick & true. #10 had a day off skipping with Mr Magoo stepping up to the plate.

Came out of the blocks well against The Other Point with a 10-1 lead but managed to whittle most of that away to just fall over the line. Similar result in the 2nd game over a Belfield/Grandviews combo.

12:15 and the tummies were rumbling but we had to kick on with the 3rd game against Grandviews to earn lunch. Leading by 2 coming into the last end, you guessed it, we dropped a 3 for our first flogging of the day.

As usual, a great Chinese lunch and a rather savage case of ALS saw us absolutely rogered by Ramsgate in the final game. Unfortunately for them one of the few ends we won cost them 1st place on a countback.

Pain was eased with Micky winning a couple of 6 packs in the raffle and us scoring the lucky loser money back rink!

Lucky also for TKCP who, after a long spell in the paddock, are finally back in the winners circle to the tune of $100.

Another KPI achieved being last to leave the RSL last night but couldn’t believe  #10’s form ordering potato scallops at...
27/09/2026

Another KPI achieved being last to leave the RSL last night but couldn’t believe #10’s form ordering potato scallops at the Chinese Restaurant!

Another two wins today over a local crew and Teralba(all cheat-stickers). Top 2 teams had 4 wins and a draw, 6 of us with 4 wins & a loss with 3rd going to the Maitland blokes we beat by one. We picked up another envelope but once again it was an empty one left behind by another team. We did get a pat on the back for 8th though.

A margin, a margin, my kingdom for a big margin!

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16 Wallace Street
Clovelly, NSW
2024

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