06/23/2026
🪿 Frankie & Blanche: Front‑Door Court Is Now in Session 🪿
Well… it’s happened. Frankie has officially brought Blanche of the Golden Geese to the front door for what can only be described as Goose Court.
And the photos say everything:
Exhibit A: Blanche stands at the door like she’s here to file a formal complaint. Frankie is beside her… but notice how he’s already leaning away, inching toward the exit like, “I don’t actually know this goose.”
Exhibit B: The moment he thinks no one is watching, he tries to leave her there. Just turns his back and starts walking off like, “Good luck, Blanche, hope it works out for you.”
Exhibit C: Blanche, unimpressed. Frankie, pretending he has no idea why she followed him here. Classic.
What are they trying to do?
Start mediation? File grievances? Demand emotional damages on behalf of the Chinese Crested ladies? Hard to say — but the drama is escalating.
Stay tuned. Goose Court is clearly in session, and Frankie is absolutely losing his case.