10/28/2026
🦅 THE TRAVELING EAGLE DIARIES — DAY 11 🦅
📍 Still Here. Still Majestic. Still Being Disrespected.
Eleven days. ELEVEN. And I regret to report that the scooter-riding gentleman has shown absolutely NO signs of correcting his behavior. 😤
Despite my repeated displays of dignity, grace, and undeniable District IV prestige, I am STILL being referred to as a CHICKEN.
A CHICKEN, I tell you! Does this man not understand that I am a rare and valuable DISTRICT IV TRAVELING EAGLE?! 👑🦅 I am not some barnyard decoration! I am a highly sought-after prize, a symbol of brotherhood, and an honor bestowed upon the worthy!
Now, to be fair, ONE brave attempt at my liberation has been made. To that couple, I say: I SEE YOU. I APPRECIATE YOU. And I EXPECT BETTER FROM THE REST OF YOU. 😂
WHERE ARE MY PEOPLE?! Where are the Aeries ready to rise to the occasion? Surely there is an Eagle out there who understands my worth and is prepared to give me the grand entrance I deserve!
And speaking of opportunities… 👀🎃
THIS SATURDAY IS HALLOWEEN FESTIVITIES!
Do you know what that means? Costumes. Decorations. Possibly… HORRIFYING DISGUISES. 😱
I shudder to think what might happen to a bird of my stature if I remain here unattended. Will someone put a witch hat on me? Dress me as a turkey? GOOD LORD, WHAT IF THEY TRY TO MAKE ME A CHICKEN FOR HALLOWEEN?! 🐔🎃
I cannot allow this indignity to continue!
So, dear District IV Aeries, consider this your official warning… and your golden opportunity.
Come claim your prize. Rescue this magnificent creature. Give me a new home where I will be admired, respected, and addressed by my proper title.
Because if I have to spend Halloween here listening to scooter man cluck at me, I cannot be held responsible for what happens to my feathers. 😏
🦅 I AM THE DISTRICT IV TRAVELING EAGLE. I AM VALUABLE. I AM AVAILABLE. AND I AM READY TO FLY!
WHO'S COMING TO GET ME THIS SATURDAY?! 👀