17/10/2026
Did you know SWEARING can help you tolerate PAIN????
(Check the comments for uncensored photos!)
With that in mind, these NSFW signs are scientifically proven to help you get a PB.*
Do you need some motivation to get up that hill? Or know a friend in need of some tough love? Not sure whether to whisper gentle words of encouragement or scream obscenities at them?
DO BOTH!!!
Introducing Tough Love, a collection of personalised, sweary motivational prints by me, The Mother Runner.
“Motivational profanity for people with places to be and hills to conquer”.
Each print is personalised with a name of your choice, printed on high-quality, thick, acid-free paper, and mounted and framed in a 30 × 30 cm black wooden frame.
Perhaps best situated in the downstairs loo, she shed or the man cave, they’ll remind your loved one to put their best foot forward whilst giving them a cheeky bit of tough love.
Perfect for the runner in your life, or anyone facing a challenge who needs a hug and a kick up the bum.
THE IMPORTANT BITS
£18 per personalised, mounted and framed print.
Free collection from St John’s, Worcester, or £3.90 UK postage via Evri.
🎄 Order by 30th November for the best chance of Christmas delivery.
Orders will be printed and posted each weekend, so please bear with me. I’m not Amazon. 🙈
HOW TO ORDER
Just message me with which print you’d like and the name you’d like on it.
Payment is via PayPal to:
[email protected]
Please include a note with your payment confirming your chosen phrase and the name you’d like printed. Double-check the spelling! Once it’s printed, there’s no going back. 🤣
If you’re having your order posted, please also send me your full delivery address.
All proceeds after production and postage costs will go towards my London Marathon fundraising for Caudwell Children*.
*The PB claim is a lie. However, there is an interesting study (Stephens et al., 2009) showing that people tolerated pain for longer whilst repeating swear words. So, close enough.
** These naughty products are independently created and are not connected with or endorsed by Caudwell Children, who are a very classy charity working with children. Nor, for that matter, are they endorsed by my mum, who is a classy lady.
