03/10/2026
🍻 IT’S B**R FESTIVAL DAY! 🍻
We open at 12 today, so here’s everything you need to know before you head down to the Linlithgow Round Table B**r Festival.
When is it?
Today! We’re open from 12pm until 11pm.
We’re having a wee soft opening from 12–1pm, with entry reduced to £3 for the first hour. After 1pm it’s the usual £5.
Do I need a ticket?
Nope, there are no advance tickets. Just turn up and pay on the door. We take cash and card.
How does the b**r work? 🍺
B**r cards are £15 for 3 pints, with the b**rs served in thirds. So you can try your way around the bar rather than committing to a full pint of something purely because it had a funny name.
What if I don’t like b**r?
Despite what the name might suggest, you’ll be absolutely fine.
We’ve got C***r, Prosecco, Edinburgh Gin Hugo Spritz, Edinburgh Gin Rhubarb & Ginger, Funkin Strawberry Daiquiri, AU Black Grape, and Smirnoff Vodka & Cola
Strangers brewing have also supplied us with a selection of their b**rs in cans, with New Shoots, Lithgae L***r, plus Clean Slate alcohol-free.
Is there food?
Yep! Tim from The Personal Chef company will be serving nachos and chilli con carne to keep you going.
Where is it?
Linlithgow Burgh Halls, right in the centre of town.
And where does the money go?
The B**r Festival is organised by Linlithgow Round Table, with the money we raise helping us support local charities, groups and good causes throughout the year.
So there you go. 12pm–11pm today, £3 entry before 1pm and £5 after.
We’ve got the b**r. We’ve got the food. We’ve even got drinks for the people who don’t like b**r.
All we need now is some customers!
See you from 12 🍻