The Oliver Tree Parrot Rescue

08/22/2026

Let’s give a big shout out to Wings of Hope SC Bird Rescue and Sanctuary for closing their doors and selling birds for profit and to pay off bills instead of doing the right thing by the parrots in their care. One of which came from The Gabriel Foundation that she’s still trying to sell.

08/14/2026

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08/14/2026

🚨 SINGLE MAN SOUGHT FOR EXCLUSIVE RELATIONSHIP 🚨

Meet Max. He is a gorgeous, vibrant Yellow-Naped Amazon parrot, and he is currently looking for his forever home. There is just one tiny, microscopic catch... Max absolutely, unconditionally, with the fire of a thousand burning suns, HATES women. 👩‍❌

Are you a guy who lives alone? Do you enjoy being worshipped like a pagan deity by a creature that looks like a miniature dinosaur? Then Max is your man. He will whistle at you. He will serenade you. He will laugh at your jokes.

Are you a woman? Do not breathe his air. Do not look him in the eye. He will read you your rights, judge you, and execute the sentence before you can even say "pretty bird." We are convinced he was a Victorian-era pirate captain in a past life who was betrayed by a woman named Beatrice.

No female caretakers: Seriously!

Max is fully vetted and disease tested, highly intelligent, and speaks fluent English (mostly demands for snacks and insults aimed at the matriarchy) and screaming for his grandpa. If you are a solo bachelor looking for a fiercely loyal, green, feathery roommate to gatekeep your life, apply to adopt Max today! (Applications from women will be fed directly to the shredder for Max's personal amusement). 🦜👑

Located in Green Cove Springs, Fl.

25.00 Application fee, window shoppers and tire kickers need not apply.

Messages with "how much" will be ignored.

Visit www.theolivertree.org to complete the application

08/12/2026

MEET SNOW WHITE 🤍💙
5 | Quaker | Professional Snack Inspector

Relationship status: Single, sassy and looking for someone who appreciates a pretty girl with a little attitude.

Snow White, or Snow to her friends, is a 5-year-old white and blue Quaker with two sides to her personality:

Sweet little cuddle bug.

And Quaker.

Which one you get may depend on whether you brought snacks.

Her interests include:

🥰 Head rubs
❤️ Cuddling with her person
🍎 Eating
👀 Watching you eat
🤨 Wondering why you’re eating without her
💙 Reminding you that pretty girls can still have opinions
🍽️ Checking regularly to see if more food has appeared

Snow has that classic Quaker-tude, but underneath the sass is a sweet little girl who loves affection and attention.

She’s also on the quieter side for a Quaker.

Notice we said quieter.

We did NOT say silent.

Let’s manage expectations here.

Snow is looking for someone who appreciates a little sass, gives excellent head scratches and understands that sharing snacks is an important part of any healthy relationship.

Her ideal match?

Someone who can handle a little attitude without taking it personally, loves a cuddly bird and knows the quickest way to a Quaker’s heart may be directly through her stomach.

Think Snow White might be your happily ever after?

Apply to adopt through TotallyFlockedAvianRescue.com

Lifetime commitment required.
Head rubs expected.
Snacks mandatory. 🤍💙

08/12/2026

Someone needs my girl, Kate 💕

MEET KATE 💕
15 | Goffin’s Cockatoo | Snack Enthusiast

Relationship status: Single, hungry and looking for someone who can match her weird.

Kate is a 15-year-old Goffin’s Cockatoo with two major priorities in life:

Food.
And fun.

Preferably food WHILE having fun.

Her interests include:

🍽️ Eating breakfast
🥕 Wondering when second breakfast will be served
💃 Staying busy and getting into whatever you’re doing
😂 Being ridiculous for absolutely no reason
🥰 Attention from her person
👀 Supervising all activities that may potentially involve snacks
❤️ People with a silly side

Kate isn’t looking for someone serious and boring.

She wants someone who will dance in the kitchen, talk nonsense to a cockatoo, laugh when she acts like a fool and understand that sharing your snacks is basically her love language.

She’s active, curious, goofy and always ready for the next adventure.

Especially if the adventure ends near the refrigerator.

Her ideal match?

Someone who understands cockatoos, enjoys a bird with personality and doesn’t mind being judged every single time they eat something without offering her a bite.

Think you can keep up with Kate?

Apply to adopt through TotallyFlockedAvianRescue.com

Lifetime commitment required.
Snacks negotiable.
Sense of humor mandatory. ❤️

08/12/2026

🔥 SINGLE MALE SEEKING HIS PERSON 🔥

Name: Tex
Age: Around 25, but who’s counting?
Species: Double Yellow-Headed Amazon
Relationship status: Single and accepting applications
Preference: Men. Sorry, ladies. Tex has spoken. 😂

About me:

I’m handsome. Like, stop-scrolling handsome.

I’m mature, established, and I know exactly what I want in a relationship. Mainly a man. Preferably one who understands that I will be bringing opinions to this relationship.

My interests include:
💚 Hanging out with the guys
💚 Being ridiculously good-looking
💚 Amazon conversations at an appropriate Amazon volume
💚 Keeping you entertained
💚 Judging your life choices
💚 Occasionally reminding everyone that this is, in fact, MY house too

What I’m looking for:

A patient, bird-savvy gentleman who appreciates a mature man with a big personality, a gorgeous face, and approximately zero interest in pretending he’s a cockatiel.

I’m not looking for a fling.

At 25-ish, I’m looking for commitment. Amazons can live for decades, so if we match, I expect you to take this relationship seriously.

No ghosting.
No “let’s see how it goes.”
No swiping right because I’m pretty and then realizing I’m an AMAZON. 😂

If your idea of the perfect guy is handsome, feathered, opinionated, and slightly louder than your average dating-app match…

Tex may be your man. 💚

Apply to adopt through TotallyFlockedAvianRescue.com

Please note: Tex will conduct the final interview. We just handle the paperwork.

08/07/2026

How pretty is this little girl?!

Our beautiful hand fed baby female red factor Jenday!
She is one of the sweetest babies on the farm always welcoming us every morning!!!