08/10/2026
A haiku to whoever stole one of the mystery Halloween pens:
A slow clap for you,
For stealing from our wee shop,
You suck, don’t come back
Seriously though, don’t steal from small businesses. Life is hard enough without us not being able to trust people do be decent and do the right thing. And we hope whoever stole this pen got a dodgy one that doesn’t work!