HSV Heaven

27/08/2026

26/08/2026

We havent Advertised for the past 20 months and we still offer Labour Free Servicing and have done so for the past 5 Years

Our Service Includes
Air Filter
Cabin Filter
Oil Filter
Fuel DSL Filter
Penrite Fully Synthetic Oils
Penrite Injection Cleaner
Sump plug washer
Free Labour (blind monkey can service a car)
Free 65 Point Inspection

Our Average Check or spend to the Customer is between $350.00 to $400.00 depending on Vehicle

Our Weird Internet Number

02 7227 2011

Ps our workshop is very clean like an Asian ho**er and organised….Military White Glove standard and I love nice cars

26/08/2026

Heads up to the owner of this little car it will be towed away we don’t want that for you due to the Associated costs of Recovery.

Police have come to see us about our cars that we parked across from the shop they were informed that all of our cars were unregistered and the Council Rangers were advised the same

Police officer was excellent no action taken our cars are registered but again kind enough to provide us the heads up

To the Informant Maybe You should Hussle as hard as you hate 🥇🏆🏁

22/08/2026

My face when people say we need more Fords

Photo credit to Dylan Cause

20/08/2026

Apologies

Patty and I won’t be in Friday 21st August

I will be attending the Federal Court in Sydney to commence proceedings against the Department of Veteran Affairs
Not for Financial reasons but a Judicial outcome hopefully a Precedent that will Assist all Veterans and Current Serving ADF
🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺

Sorry for any inconvenience

Thank You

20/08/2026

Not much makes me smile these days….but this does

Shame I couldn’t get Show Pony unfortunately to many letters and it would confuse state government departments and Haters 🥇🏆🏁😂

09/08/2026

“Bridgman Road Roundabout”

Just wanted to let the BA Falcon one pegger burnout crew know…..

I installed a Trail Cam in the trees a couple of weeks back and the Footage will be forwarded to Cessnock Highway Patrol

Families in the Heights and Hunterview don’t need to hear this s**t

09/08/2026

Couple of new sensible plates for the Cars so we go back to being about the cars and what they mean for the future🥇🏆🏁♥️

09/08/2026

It’s Good to See this Beautiful Person Smile after the last couple of years we have had….unfortunately this year Jess’s birthday was Monday 🖕😂 so last night dinner and she woke up with a sore head
(Vodka lime soda)

Jess may not be in the shop atm but something new for this Amazing Person is about to happen. 🥇🏆🏁♥️

Happy Birthday Hotstuff ###

09/08/2026

“COMPETITION TIME”

“WINNER JOSH PEAT with GMGTS”

Something we haven’t done in a long time I need a Cool and Funny Number Plate for the GTS Coupe

$100 Buck Gift Voucher to the Winner 🥇🏆🏁♥️