01/11/2026
After an excellent morning “Discover Sailing” session, run expertly by Felicity Allison and her team, which saw several newcomers to the sport given an at times rambunctious introduction, afternoon racing saw skippers and crew contesting the annual Brett Webster trophy series.
Racing was conducted in mild conditions with a SW-W-NW-N-NE (you get the picture!) breeze varying in strength from almost zero to more than 20 knots at any given moment. Skippers were rewarded for consistent upwind decision making, balancing the need to avoid the ever strengthening outflow of the turning tide and the desire to be where the wind was at its strongest.
With the exception of the very consistent Elise Ford (3 wins), placings amongst the 9 Sabres, one Heron and one Mirror were regularly reshuffled as conditions made skippers look a million dollars in an instant, only to find themselves bankrupt very soon afterwards. Paul Matthews (2,4,3) and Tim Mitchell (3,3,7) were the next best. Handicap results saw the same 3 skippers, Elise (1,1,1), Paul (2,6,3) and Tim (3,3,8) lead the way.
Other highlights for the afternoon included the excellent effort of young skipper Josh Cooli, sailing Wildfire, an older club Sabre. Josh improved in each race, taking lessons learned and acting on them. In conditions that experienced skippers found exasperating at times, Josh kept his cool (or his Cooli!) and worked his way around the course with great skill. His effort to avoid capsize in a very strong gust left even the most experienced observers amazed. It’s not often that a boat heels so far that the entire centreboard is on show without suffering a capsize. But Josh managed a tremendous save and recovery. Great work, Josh!
But we can’t finish our report without recounting the tale of Anthony and Max and the quest for the magic key…..
Brave Sir Anthony (Morgs to his mates) and his trusty sidekick, Mighty Max set out for the day full of hope. Their trusty steed Dynamite Jack was ready for battle, having been meticulously prepared in advance. (Or so they thought!) Sir Anthony had performed some wizardry of late and there were those who were beginning to attribute supernatural abilities to the DJ crew.
But today, the Gods had other plans….
Race 1 saw the team eagerly awaiting the David and Goliath Challenge of matching their trusty Heron with the gaggle of sharpened Sabres ranged against them. Until, that is, Mighty Max noticed a missing shackle. Very difficult to pull the vang on if it’s not attached to the boat, lads! Back to shore our trusty crew raced. Problem fixed, but by then the fleet had bolted and a lonely circuit of the course ensued….
“Not to worry!” The ever positive Sir Anthony enthused. “We have 2 races left to save the day! Onward, Mighty Max!” But it was not to be. This time a dropped jib stick saw the lads have to turn back and perform their own maritime rescue, as the fleet, once again, sailed away…
Race 3 went far more smoothly. No disasters for the plucky lads.
Until they got back to shore….
“Don’t fear, Max, we’ve had a rough day, all Knights do on occasion. But don’t be sad, we’ll retrieve the magic key from inside the buoyancy tank and all will be good in the world.”
Sir Anthony reached inside the tank. Gadzooks! The magic key had disappeared! The Gods must be punishing the lads!
All the Kings horses and all the Kings men were summoned to assist. The key must be found, it is the key to the entire Kingdom! Bravely, and without fear of back strain or lumbago, several of Sir Anthony’s loyal subjects took up the challenge, hoisting DJ up in the air, shaking her, tipping her hither and tither. But to no avail. The magic key had vanished. Sir Anthony did not relish explaining this to Her Majesty. Much snarling and gnashing of teeth followed. Where could the key be? How could a key locked in a tank vanish? After much boat shaking and creasing of brows, lumbar supports and knee braces, the quest was abandoned. Sir Anthony was defeated….
Until, that is, Mighty Max very cheekily suggested that Sir Anthony check his spray jacket pocket…..
Surely not!
Mighty Max wisely just smiled and said no more.
As usual, thanks go to our wonderful race officials, rescue boat crews, spousal child minders and encouraging parents. You’re all so important!
Next week sees a return to Pennant racing. Get down to MBYC and join in the fun!