01/01/2026
🎤 Kind Reminder (Read With Eyebrow Raised):
“So… you’re thinking about skipping Bingo tomorrow, January 2nd at 5:30 p.m. at ther Saint Francis School gym.
Interesting choice.
Bold.
Incorrect.
Yes, New Year’s already happened.
Yes, you said you were ‘staying in.’
And yes… BINGO IS STILL HAPPENING TOMORROW.
Because we’re celebrating New Year’s AFTER New Year’s,
which is for people who enjoy:
✔️ Laughing
✔️ Winning
✔️ Prizes
✔️ Not sitting on the couch asking, ‘What am I doing with my life?’
And the prizes?
Oh, don’t worry about those.
Just a HUGE list of them.
Big ones. Fun ones.
The kind that make you question your decision-making skills if you don’t show up.
So sure—stay home if you want.
Rewatch something you’ve already seen 13 times.
Meanwhile, we’ll be over here yelling ‘BINGO!’,
giving away prizes,
and starting the year exactly the right way.
👉 Join us tomorrow.
Because nothing says “fresh start”
like winning stuff.
And like Al Pacino says in the movie, Scent of a Woman: we are just getting warmed!
See you there. Or… don’t.
(But you’re gonna hear about it). 😏🎱🎉
We almost forgot, HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL OF YOU WONDERFUL SAINT FRANCIS BINGO FAMILY!