Wendy Knows Weird

09/01/2026

Welcome to the Candy Store of Horrors. 🍭💀
Where the candy is sweet, the employees are questionable, and apparently THIS is what happens when Halloween shopping goes off the rails. 😂🎃
Would you shop here… or slowly back away? 👀

07/27/2026

Spent the weekend in the mountains, hit up the Bigfoot Convention in Gatlinburg... and now I'm carrying that energy home. 😂

By "sharing" my love of Bigfoot, I mean making Keith watch my all-time favorite Bigfoot movie: Exists. 🦶🌲

If you've seen it, what did you think? Creepy? Cheesy? Underrated? Or am I about to be the only one defending this movie? 👀

No spoilers for Keith... but let me hear your thoughts!

07/24/2026

07/23/2026

Even a lot weird is good by me 🖤🖤

07/22/2026

👻 Wendy Knows Weird: Savannah's Time Traveler? The Mystery of the Burger King Doe 👻

Just about 30 minutes south of Savannah, in Richmond Hill, one of Georgia's strangest real-life mysteries unfolded.

In 2004, a man was found behind a Burger King with no wallet, no ID... and no memory of who he was. He became known as Benjamin Kyle, the only known American who was legally "missing"... from his own identity.

For more than a decade, no one knew his real name. No family came forward. No missing person report matched. It was like he had simply... appeared.

Eventually, DNA genealogy revealed his true identity, but that didn't stop the theories.

One of the weirdest? That Benjamin Kyle wasn't suffering from amnesia at all... but was actually a time traveler who somehow ended up in coastal Georgia.

Now, is there any proof of that? Absolutely not. It's just an urban legend. But let's be honest... if someone suddenly showed up with no past, no memories, and no one searching for them, our weird little brains would probably come up with some pretty wild theories too.

It's one more reminder that some of the strangest stories aren't found in haunted houses or old cemeteries... sometimes they're hiding behind a Burger King just down the road from Savannah.

So... what's your theory? 🤔

🖤 Stay weird, my friends.

07/17/2026

I couldn't leave well enough alone... so I painted a tiny ghost into this picture. 👻🖤
I don't know why, but everything gets about 37% better when you add a ghost. 😂
Now it looks like it's quietly haunting the woods instead of just being a regular landscape. I cant wait to hang thos in my asylum aka...my dressing room 🖤.

Would you keep it... or is one tiny ghost enough to send it to the thrift store? 👀

07/11/2026

Savannah at night will always have my spooky little heart... but there's something about Savannah in broad daylight too. Sure, it was hot enough to question every life choice, but we survived. 😅

We celebrated National Mojito Day the only acceptable way... by chasing spirits in liquid form. 🍹 Then we traded those spirits for the creepy kind with a trip through Graveface Museum, where the oddities are weird, the serial killer exhibits are fascinating, and you leave with about 47 new rabbit holes to fall down.

And of course, no Savannah adventure is complete without popping into The Olfactory Company to see my friend Mark. If you know, you know. 💀📚

Just another perfect day getting weird in one of my favorite cities.

06/24/2026

Last night I dreamt I got called in to help train a new tour guide because they were short staffed. Since I haven't done tours in months, I was convinced I'd forgotten all my stories.

Then Savannah was packed with World Cup-sized crowds. I missed my turn, kept losing guests in the crowd, and somehow ended up 45 minutes into the tour without even reaching stop #1. At that point I was completely lost, missing half my group, and calling the office to explain that I was definitely going to be late for the next tour.

Why am I having stress dreams about a job I haven't worked in months? 😂👻 My subconscious needs a hobby.

06/24/2026

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