04/22/2026
Hear ye, Hear ye, on this morning so misty,
Decades ago! Back in 1960.
Out came a boy! A beautiful Bae
‘Twas quite the blessing, for Oscar and Faye.
What a child they said, as they looked with a stare.
The legs of an antelope, and look at that hair.
Not a lock out of place, what are the odds?!
Must be a gift. One from the gods.
Their dreams of a family, so large and robust.
Shattered by their boy, they said this one’s enough.
David? William? Stewart? The new parents pictured….
The child open one eye, exclaimed; Call me Richard.
66 years ago! As Legend will tell
A Birth! A Celebration! A Friend! Ring the Bell!
If you see this man walking Home Avenue or Smith,
Just know he’s a legend, he is real. No Myth.
He’s a busy man, between work, sleep and whoopie.
But in this day we say, Happy Birthday Shuppy!