Scott County Motorsports Club

10/03/2026

🚨🔥 GEORGETOWN, WE HAVE A PROBLEM. DUWAYNE GILES HAS ENTERED THE DERBY. 🔥🚨

Ladies and gentlemen, the self-proclaimed #1 DEMOLITION DERBY FAN IN GEORGETOWN has officially decided he’s tired of sitting on the sidelines.

DUWAYNE GILES IS ENTERING THE MINI MAYHEM DEMOLITION DERBY.

Nobody asked for this. Nobody saw it coming. And quite frankly, nobody knows if the car he’s bringing will even make it through inspection.

But one thing is certain.

This man loves Georgetown, Kentucky, more than most people love their own children.

Don’t believe us?

HE HAS “VIVA LA GEORGETOWN” TATTOOED ACROSS HIS ENTIRE STOMACH.

That’s not hometown pride. That’s a lifelong contractual obligation to Scott County.

🚗 THE CAR: CLASSIFIED.

Duwayne will be arriving in a mystery vehicle.

Nobody knows what he’s driving. Nobody knows where he got it. There’s a legitimate possibility Duwayne doesn’t know either.

All we know is that whatever he brings will be hauling one hell of a payload.

🎯 THE TARGET: NATHAN DAVIS.

Now, you might be wondering what Nathan Davis could have possibly done to make this Georgetown legend enter a demolition derby specifically to destroy him.

Did Nathan steal his girlfriend? Owe him money? Insult his family?

No.

DUWAYNE JUST DOESN’T LIKE HOW TALL THE SON OF A BITCH IS.

Nathan Davis is built like he fell out of Jack’s beanstalk, and Duwayne has apparently taken that personally.

Standing approximately three business days tall, Nathan has spent his entire life looking down on people.

Well, Duwayne Giles has had enough.

And he’s bringing a mystery automobile to settle the score.

Nathan has publicly stated that anything less than first place is a complete failure.

Unfortunately, Nathan failed to account for a man whose stomach doubles as a Georgetown tourism billboard.

Duwayne has one message for him:

“Nathan, I don’t know what kind of fertilizer your parents used growing up, but I’m about to cut that beanstalk down.”

🍺 THE LEGEND. THE MYTH. THE MAYHEM.

Nathan Davis wants first place.

DUWAYNE GILES JUST WANTS TO BRING A GIANT DOWN TO EARTH.

October 3rd. Georgetown, Kentucky.

DUWAYNE GILES.

VIVA LA GEORGETOWN.

FE FI FO FUM, DUWAYNE’S COMING FOR THE TALL ONE.

10/01/2026

You do not want to miss the action!!! October 3rd! 🔥

SHAKE & BAKE HAS ENTERED THE DERBY

Everybody else showed up to the Mini Mayhem Demolition Derby looking for a trophy.

Andy Skinner and Nathan Davis showed up looking for victims.

Two firefighters. Two derby rookies. Two questionable automobiles. And absolutely no concern for resale value.

🔥 ANDY SKINNER — #67

Last time Andy entered a demolition derby, he managed to turn months of anticipation into roughly 20 seconds of competitive action.

One hit. Done. Finished. Thanks for coming.

So this time, winning isn’t even priority number one.

Andy wants the MAD DOG AWARD.

And there is one man standing at the top of his hit list:

🚔 JAKE FINLEY.

Jake’s been walking around talking about his “death-proof” car like he’s some kind of bad boy, which is pretty rich coming from a cop, because everybody knows what Jake does when he gets home after a long day of fighting crime in the mean streets of Central Kentucky. He kicks his shoes off. Gets comfortable. Grabs a ice cold Coors Light. Turns on COPS and watches some dude chase a shirtless man through a trailer park.

Five minutes later Jake’s sweating on the couch thinking “Hell yeah… that’s basically me.”

Easy there, Officer Finley. You write speeding tickets, but Jake says that car is indestructible, and Andy sees that less as a claim and more as a personal challenge.

Jake says: Death-proof.

Andy hears: “Back up and hit me again.”

And considering Andy’s entire goal is to leave Georgetown with the Mad Dog Award, that might be exactly what happens.

NATHAN DAVIS — “DOUG”

Then there’s Nathan Davis.

Nathan has never competed in a demolition derby in his life.

Naturally, he’s decided anything less than FIRST PLACE is a complete failure.

No experience. No previous finishes. No evidence whatsoever supporting this level of confidence. Absolutely elite rookie mentality.

Nathan isn’t coming to learn.

Nathan isn’t coming to “get some seat time.”

Nathan isn’t coming to make friends.

Nathan is climbing into a yellow car with DOUG spray-painted across the side and fully expects to leave as a champion, and he’s already scheduled his first appointment:

🚜 SLINGBLADE JONES.

Why Slingblade?

Doesn’t matter.

Nathan has apparently decided Slingblade needs to be introduced to the front and rear bumpers of Doug, and nobody has been able to talk him out of it.

So Jake… Slingblade…

When you see that pink-and-black #67 coming from one direction and Doug coming from the other, remember:

These boys run into burning buildings for a living.

You really think they’re worried about scratching a couple s**tboxes?

Andy wants the Mad Dog.

Nathan wants first place.

Jake wants everyone to believe he’s on an episode of COPS and Slingblade just picked a terrible night to have Nathan’s attention.

SKINNER & DAVIS : THE FIREFIGHTER TAG TEAM

“If you ain’t first, you’re probably getting hit by Doug.”

10/01/2026

SHAKE & BAKE HAS ENTERED THE DERBY

Everybody else showed up to the Mini Mayhem Demolition Derby looking for a trophy.

Andy Skinner and Nathan Davis showed up looking for victims.

Two firefighters. Two derby rookies. Two questionable automobiles. And absolutely no concern for resale value.

🔥 ANDY SKINNER — #67

Last time Andy entered a demolition derby, he managed to turn months of anticipation into roughly 20 seconds of competitive action.

One hit. Done. Finished. Thanks for coming.

So this time, winning isn’t even priority number one.

Andy wants the MAD DOG AWARD.

And there is one man standing at the top of his hit list:

🚔 JAKE FINLEY.

Jake’s been walking around talking about his “death-proof” car like he’s some kind of bad boy, which is pretty rich coming from a cop, because everybody knows what Jake does when he gets home after a long day of fighting crime in the mean streets of Central Kentucky. He kicks his shoes off. Gets comfortable. Grabs a ice cold Coors Light. Turns on COPS and watches some dude chase a shirtless man through a trailer park.

Five minutes later Jake’s sweating on the couch thinking “Hell yeah… that’s basically me.”

Easy there, Officer Finley. You write speeding tickets, but Jake says that car is indestructible, and Andy sees that less as a claim and more as a personal challenge.

Jake says: Death-proof.

Andy hears: “Back up and hit me again.”

And considering Andy’s entire goal is to leave Georgetown with the Mad Dog Award, that might be exactly what happens.

NATHAN DAVIS — “DOUG”

Then there’s Nathan Davis.

Nathan has never competed in a demolition derby in his life.

Naturally, he’s decided anything less than FIRST PLACE is a complete failure.

No experience. No previous finishes. No evidence whatsoever supporting this level of confidence. Absolutely elite rookie mentality.

Nathan isn’t coming to learn.

Nathan isn’t coming to “get some seat time.”

Nathan isn’t coming to make friends.

Nathan is climbing into a yellow car with DOUG spray-painted across the side and fully expects to leave as a champion, and he’s already scheduled his first appointment:

🚜 SLINGBLADE JONES.

Why Slingblade?

Doesn’t matter.

Nathan has apparently decided Slingblade needs to be introduced to the front and rear bumpers of Doug, and nobody has been able to talk him out of it.

So Jake… Slingblade…

When you see that pink-and-black #67 coming from one direction and Doug coming from the other, remember:

These boys run into burning buildings for a living.

You really think they’re worried about scratching a couple s**tboxes?

Andy wants the Mad Dog.

Nathan wants first place.

Jake wants everyone to believe he’s on an episode of COPS and Slingblade just picked a terrible night to have Nathan’s attention.

SKINNER & DAVIS : THE FIREFIGHTER TAG TEAM

“If you ain’t first, you’re probably getting hit by Doug.”

09/30/2026

💰 THE MONEYBAGS MARKET IS OPEN 💰

Bret “Moneybags” Halverson has studied the cars, studied the drivers, ignored every ethical standard in oddsmaking, and has officially opened the Mini Mayhem Book of Business.

And this year, Moneybags isn’t hiding behind the betting window — he’ll be on the microphone all night, calling the action, stirring the pot, and probably changing the odds whenever somebody makes him look stupid.

🎙️ MONEYBAGS’ PRE-DERBY BREAKDOWN:

CHRIS FINLEY — A one-time Mad Dog Award winner. Proven lunatic. Chris knows exactly what it takes to put on a show, and Moneybags knows better than to bet against a man who apparently considers body panels optional.

JAKE FINLEY — Claims he’s built a “death-proof” derby car. That is an incredibly bold statement to make before handing several of your friends permission to ram it repeatedly. Moneybags is intrigued.

ANDY SKINNER — Last derby: 20 seconds. One hit. Done. Now he’s back talking about vengeance and redemption like he didn’t get eliminated before half the crowd found their seats. Huge upside. Absolutely horrifying track record.

BIG ROB — The veteran. Experience matters. Rob’s been around this game long enough to know when to attack, when to run, and presumably how to keep the derby car cleaner than Aaron Anderson’s actual vehicle.

LEWIS “SLINGBLADE” JONES — Comes armed with the SUPER SLIMER, lawn-mower-blade sharpening experience, and an unexplained hatred for them damn Finley boys. Moneybags has absolutely no idea what any of that means for his chances — which makes him dangerous.

AARON ANDERSON — Heavy-wrecker operator, Pop-Tart enthusiast, Ale-8 consumer, and somehow already has half the field wanting to knock the wheels off him. Aaron may have the toughest assignment of anybody: surviving everyone who hates Aaron Anderson.

GRACE FINLEY — Never forget: this woman got so mad at her last derby car that she wanted the bulldozer to crush it where it died. That is the kind of completely reasonable emotional stability Moneybags looks for in a demolition derby driver.

NATHAN DAVIS. TODD SCANLON. THE REST OF THE FIELD. — Moneybags isn’t sleeping on anybody. Because every derby has somebody nobody talks about beforehand who suddenly starts stacking cars like cordwood.

As for picking a favorite?

Moneybags isn’t giving that information away for free.

“I don’t care who wins. I care who makes me money. You boys wreck the cars, I’ll wreck the odds. And if you hear me laughing over the PA system while you’re getting dragged off the track… just know the house always wins.”

- BRET “MONEYBAGS” HALVERSON
Unofficial Official Bookie & Voice of Mini Mayhem

OCTOBER 3 — GEORGETOWN, KENTUCKY

09/30/2026

SLINGBLADE JONES HAS SOMETHING TO SAY

“Some of y’all know me as Lewis Jones.

But come October 3rd, you can call me SLINGBLADE.

Now I’m a sober man these days, but don’t get it twisted—I still remember what a cold Twisted Tea tastes like. I spend my free time flipping lawn mowers and sharpening blades, so tearing up cheap equipment is nothing new to me.

And now I’ve got the SUPER SLIMER.

But I didn’t build this thing just to ride around Georgetown making laps.

I’m coming for THEM DAMN FINLEY BOYS.

Chris. Jake. Whichever one gets in front of me first.

I sharpen mower blades for fun, boys. You really think I’m scared of a couple Finleys in $500 s**tboxes?

Super Slimer’s coming through, and if one of them Finley boys gets caught in the way…

Mmm-hmm.

Reckon that car ain’t gonna have no gas in it when I’m done with it.

October 3rd. Georgetown, Kentucky.”

09/28/2026

BIG ROB HAS A MESSAGE FOR AARON ANDERSON 🚨

“Aaron, I’ve heard enough.

You run that mouth like you run that wrecker, and October 3rd I’m gonna find out if either one is worth a damn.

Bring the Pop-Tarts. Bring the Ale-8. Bring whatever piece of junk you think is gonna save you.

Because when that green flag drops, I’ve got one goal:

Make sure all you see is my tail lights.

And Aaron, before you start getting too confident, I’d like to remind everybody of one very important fact:

MY WIFE ALREADY WHOOPED YOUR ASS.

So apparently beating Aaron Anderson is becoming a family tradition at the Rob household. I’m just doing my part to keep it alive.

You might work on wreckers for a living, but remember who you work for. I’ve been tearing s**t up and hauling it home since before you figured out which lever makes the boom go up.

And don’t worry about my car. If I tear it up, I know a guy with a rollback.

Hell, I know a guy with the cleanest rollback in Kentucky. I wash that son of a bitch every damn day.

So Aaron, crack open an Ale-8 and enjoy the view.

Your ass has already been whooped by Mrs. Big Rob. Now it’s my turn.

October 3rd.

YOU’RE RIDING BEHIND BIG ROB. 😎🏁”

09/27/2026

🏁 GRACE FINLEY HAS ENTERED THE CHAT…

“First of all, I want everybody to understand that my Uncle Chris Finley gave me the SH*TTIEST car on the entire planet for the last powderpuff derby.

And I’m not exaggerating.

That piece of junk was so bad that when the derby was over, I didn’t want it fixed. I didn’t want it hauled home. I didn’t even want to LOOK at it again.

I demanded they bring the bulldozer onto the track and CRUSH IT exactly where it died.

That’s how bad it was.

And yes, I got so mad during the derby that I punched the steering wheel and BENT IT.

So Chris… I haven’t forgotten. 😊

October 3rd, you’re getting paid back.

And Dad? love you and all that, but if you just so happen to be between me and winning, family is family and a derby is a derby.

I’ve got a better car. I’ve got Dr Pepper. I work at Crumbl, so obviously I have my life together.

And most importantly:

I. AM. NOT. LOSING. AGAIN.

Uncle Chris, this entire revenge tour is your fault. 💗🏁

— Grace Finley

09/27/2026

JAKE FINLEY HAS A MESSAGE FOR MINI MAYHEM…

“LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, BOYS…

October 3rd, I’m rolling into Georgetown with one thing on my mind — DESTRUCTION. I’m a police officer. I serve. I protect. But when that green flag drops, THERE AIN’T NO LAW IN THAT ARENA!

Chris Finley! You might be my brother, but blood ain’t gonna save you when I put that Death Proof machine into your driver’s door!

Aaron Anderson! Every gas station in Georgetown is bone-dry on Ale-8 because of YOU, big man — and somebody’s gotta answer for it!

And Andy Skinner…The firefighter. The loudmouth. The self-proclaimed professional. You’ve been walking around here with your chest puffed out like surviving more than ONE HIT is some kind of guarantee!

Well, October 3rd, brother, I’m gonna find out just how fireproof you REALLY ARE!

I built this car for one reason. TO SERVE. TO PROTECT. AND TO DEMOLISH.

So crack me a Coors Light and sound the sirens, because when Jake Finley rolls into MINI MAYHEM…. EVERYBODY’S GOT A WARRANT. AND I’M SERVING ’EM AT FULL THROTTLE!”

-Jake Finley

09/26/2026

CHRIS FINLEY HAS SOMETHING TO SAY…

“LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING…

October 3rd, I ain’t coming to Mini Mayhem to make friends. Hell, I don’t even know which car I’m driving yet.

But I know what I’m coming for. THE MAD DOG AWARD. I’m the Team Captain. I own Finley’s Towing & Recovery. I spend every day picking up wrecked cars — October 3rd, I’m gonna CREATE a few.

And Aaron Anderson… load up on the Pop-Tarts. Drink all the Ale-8 you want. Because when that green flag drops…YOUR BOSS IS COMING FOR YOU, BROTHER.

When the smoke clears, I want the Mad Dog Award in one hand and an ice cold Miller Lite in the other. HOOKIN’. HAULIN’. AND RAISIN’ HELL.”

— Chris Finley

09/25/2026

A WORD FROM AARON ANDERSON…

“October 3rd, Georgetown, Kentucky… they tell me there’s gonna be a demolition derby.

Well boys, that’s convenient — because tearing up cars is already in my job description.

I spend all week behind the wheel of a heavy wrecker for Finley’s Towing & Recovery, picking up everybody else’s bad decisions. But at Mini Mayhem, I ain’t coming to clean up the wreckage…

I’M COMING TO CREATE IT.

I don’t care who lines up across from me. Bring your best car. Weld it up. Chain it up. Pray over it if you need to. Because when that green flag drops, I’ve got a belly full of Pop-Tarts, an ice-cold Ale-8 in my veins, and absolutely no regard for the structural integrity of your automobile.

Now, there IS one man out there who deserves a little extra attention…

Andy Skinner.

Skinner, everybody remembers your first demolition derby. Hell, you barely had enough time to get comfortable before somebody sent you packing.

And somehow, after a performance like that, you found the courage to EAT MY DAMN POP-TARTS.

That takes guts.

Stupidity… but guts.

So yeah, if I see that No. 67 sitting sideways in front of me, I might forget about winning for a minute.

But Skinner ain’t the only one who oughta be worried.

I’m coming to smash cars, bend frames, collect grudges, and make sure Chris Finley has plenty of work waiting at the shop Monday morning.

October 3rd.

Aaron Anderson is coming to Mini Mayhem.

Bring your car.

Bring your courage.

And Skinner…

BRING ME A NEW BOX OF POP-TARTS.”