10/04/2026
This message is for Two-Mommy-Tommy, only.
You pesky humans, just keep scrolling- bye 👋..
Tommy, my name is Not-Amendable-To-Men Audrey and I am here to stand in solidarity with you. ✊️✊️
I, too, understand the frustrations of wanting a mommies-only home and i am SO SORRY for all those dumb Comment-Carl's who couldn't just shut up and keep scrolling.
You're a big, brave, smart boy and deserve whatever your heart truly desires in a FURever home. No matter how many tiny egos it hurts.
Don't let lame, internet dwelling 2-leggers try to tell you you're discriminating. Many of them have preferences on what gender they share their lives with too. Freaking hypocrites 🙄.
I truly hope you find that absolutely-meant- to-be fairytale ending you so deserve, and im here if you ever need to vent out the bu****it. ❤️ its a tough world out there, and I just want you to know I love you and I see you.
😬 And absolutely no biggie bro, but if you happen to have "extra" super-awesome applicants after you find your perfect family, maybe someone in the northern nevada area... ya know, maybe point them my way.
I'm a sweet girl who gets along with derpy male dogs (who can appreciate im a little on the spectrum), i don't pay the cats much attention, and I too, do not want to live with any human dudes. I am not a threat to them, but I can pull some crazy cirque du soleil s**t to avoid them. You know that game The Floor is Lava? Yeah, men are lava is my game.
Im crate trained, have my basic obedience down and i am an all-around good girl, if i do say so myself. I just need a/some lady/ies 🏳️🌈 willing to make me a part of their family and take me on adventures to keep building my confidence.
I know your perfect lady-friends are out there, im rooting for you Tommy!
