17/09/2026
🐷 THE WHOLE HOG: TWO WEEKS TO GO… AND THE PANIC IS SETTING IN 🐷
So, apparently, in two weeks’ time, I’m doing the Whole Hog.
At the time I agreed to this, it seemed like a perfectly reasonable idea. A bit of mud, a few obstacles, some running, probably a bit of crawling around on the floor… what could possibly go wrong?
Now, with two weeks to go, I have several questions:
1. Why did I agree to this?
2. Who thought this was a good idea?
3. Is it too late to claim I’ve developed a sudden and mysterious allergy to mud?
4. Does *walking briskly while looking determined* count as running?
5. Most importantly… **where is the emergency tea station?** ☕️
My training regime has been a carefully constructed mixture of optimism, mild exercise and repeatedly telling myself “it’ll probably be fine.”
I am increasingly unconvinced.
But there is a serious reason behind all this madness. I’m taking on the Whole Hog to raise money for Project Avenir, our plans to create a modern, sustainable home for the next generation of Felixstowe Sea Cadets.
So, if you’d like to support the cause, please consider sponsoring me.
Every donation will help make the suffering slightly more worthwhile… and may also help fund the construction of somewhere I can recover afterwards. 😂
🐷 **Two weeks.**
😬 **Send help.**
☕ **Preferably tea.**
**Ready Aye Ready… apparently.**
Iʼm raising money to support children/youth. Support this JustGiving Crowdfunding Page.