06/17/2026
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Age: 2 years old
Weight: 2 pounds
Self-esteem: 14,000 pounds
Occupation: Professional Heartbreaker
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Hello boys.
My name is Quinn, and while I may be tiny because I am a Netherland Dwarf, I possess the confidence of a woman who has never once paid for her own dirty martini. ๐ธIn fact, I'm your idea of a Palm Beach divorcee with 3 yachts and 4 ex husbands, (but who's counting.)
I enjoy long laps around the room, dramatic flops after exhausting myself with said laps, and being admired.
Let's get one thing straight: I am a strong, independent lady.
Will I sit beside you? Absolutely!
Will I accept your affection? Yup!
Will I allow you to pick me up? HAHA..that's an adorable question. If you pick me up, I will sentence you to 3-5 business days of the cold shoulder (or until my next mealtime, cause well, food is my friend).
My foster fam describes me as hilarious, cheeky, wildly entertaining, and completely convinced that the world revolves around me. (Personally, I think they're just finally catching on.)
My ideal match is someone who appreciates a girl with personality, understands the importance of zoomies, & can provide ample space for me to perform my daily athletic events before collapsing into a dramatic flop like a Victorian woman in a painting who has just received upsetting news.
Bonus points if you're a gentleman or there is a gentleman in the home. I have a soft spot for men. (Think Blanche from the Golden Girls).
Cats? No thank you.
Dogs? Also no thank you.
Being the center of attention? Fiiiinally, something we agree on.
If you're looking for a quiet, reserved bunny, keep scrolling.
If you're looking for a tiny, hilarious, opinionated queen who will make you laugh every single day, I may just be your girl!
Please heart and share my post so people can see me, and if you are interested in meeting me, please contact my staff at 10,000 Carrots Rabbit Rescue. I run a pretty tight ship, & will have my associates arrange a viewing.
XOXO,
Quinn ๐๐ฐ