Gunfighters for Hire

03/05/2026

Jeee hozzzephats with barbeque sauce pardners. The weather is finally improving, as far as the temperature is concerned, however March madness seems to be upon us. The Gunfighters were so mjuch looking forward to taking down some varmints this Saturday, but unfortunately since the Gunfighters are terrible shots and the wind is forecast to be 20 - 30mph, with max gusts to 51, they were scared that if they aimed for a varmint, the bullet might get blown toward the outhouse and scare the keywhumpus out of the town drunk. The good news that the weather for March 21 is definitely looking bueno for the GRIT Run happening in PieTown.

02/28/2026

With a heavy heart Gunfighters for Hire has lost a former member, Paul Davis. Paul was also known as Mad Mountain Mike. The Gunfighters wish to express our deepest condolences to his family and friends for their loss. RIP Paul.

02/20/2026

Good evening pards. Finally the rain seems to have settled down. The Gunfighters were cleaning and oiling their shooters getting ready for the weekend, but that dadburn weatherman told us that the expected temperature for Saturday at 1pm was going to be 49 degrees F. Although it is a bit cold, we do want to make sure that our guests are not frozen during the show. Also our head Gunfighter has taken ill and was told to stay warm untill he recovers, so in other words the show for Saturday, Feb 21, has been cancelled. We are looking ahead to Mar 7, and especially Mar 21, to participate in a special event occurring on Mane St. we are working to have a special guest perform, but will release the details later if it works out.

02/06/2026

Yee hawwwwww all yooz pardners. Tomorrow, Saturday, Feb 7, is a fantastic day for the Gunfighters to teach them lolife dirty stinkin no good fer nuthin varmints a thing or two, BUT unfortunately due to unscheduled unpremeditated unforecasted some of the Gunfighters had either illness or commitments, thereby giving those varmints a reprieve. At least for now, but it is still a good day to visit Pioneertown and spend a day with the family. Hopefully, the Gunfighters will git healed up and put them varmints where they belong on Feb 21.

01/16/2026

Howdy pards. What a fantastic holiday season. The Gunfighters hope that everyone had a great time with family and friends. The Gunfighters were also hoping to get back to Mane Street to stop them mean nasty cross-eyed hombres, unfortunately the weather sometimes can be a problem, especially when a Gunfighter takes careful aim at the hombre only to have his dead-eye aim to be blown off-course by the wind and knocking a great tasting burrito, with gr**go sauce, out of grandma’s hand, therefore the Gunfighters will not be on Mane Street this Saturday (1/17). The weather is improving so we hope it will be better on February 7. Stay in touch and check back.

01/02/2026

Happy New Year’s day everyone. The Gunfighters hope ya’ll had a great Christmas and New Year’s celebration especially wirh friends and family. The Gunfighters were hoping to mix it up wjth those varmints and give them a bright and shiny lead memoir this Saturday 1/3, however due to the possibility of inclement weather the show is cancelled. Hopefully the weather will improve by Jan 17, so check back. Untill then stay safe.

01/01/2026

12/10/2025

Some varmints getting some justice from Marshal Skofield after they tried to sell some stolen cattle.

12/04/2025

Yeee hawww to all you stuffed turkey consumers. The good news is that this coming Saturday, Dec 6, the Gunfighters will be on Mane Street lookin’ to teach them nasty low-life hog-wash hombres some manners, so bring the family to come watch the best gunfight show in Pioneertown. There will be 2 shows, 1pm and 2pm. The shows are free and so are the laughs. Gunfighters for Hire is a registered 501(c)(3) non-profit organization that helps other organizations with donations from visitors from around the world.

11/27/2025

Howdy to all. Today the Gunfighters want to wish everyone a safe and Happy Thanksgiving. Spend time with family and friends and enjoy life together. And of course, eat as much as you want.

11/13/2025

Turkey Day is almost here, yeeee hawww. The Gunfighters polished their shooters and was sightiing in the TD meal for this coming Saturday, BUT Mother Nature has her own plans with a lot of cats and dogs. Therefore those nasty varmints will be getting a reprieve until Dec. 6, so the Gunfighters want to wish everyone a safe and Happy Thanksgiving. ps: be sure to drive careful this weekend.