05/30/2026
Toasty, Maple & Clover: Bunny Besties Seeking Long-Term Lease (with snacks included)
Roommates for 3+ years. Rent paid entirely in fluff.
Meet Toasty, Maple, and Clover — our iconic girl gang who have been bunking at Almost Home since babyhood. That’s right, folks: over three years of adorable mischief, dramatic flops, and late-night hay parties. It’s about time someone gave them their well-earned forever castle.
Don’t let the fluff fool you — these ladies are more than just cute. They’re a whole vibe.
Let’s break down the trio:
* Maple: Striking raccoon eyes. Blue-eyed beauty. Shy at first, but once she’s in explorer mode, nothing is safe from her investigative nose. Think CEO meets cardboard enthusiast.
* Toasty: Tan-tipped ears. Warm aura. The emotional support bun of the group… unless there’s lettuce involved. Then it’s a hunger games situation.
* Clover: White cloud of angel fluff. Baby blue eyes. Brings main-character energy in the form of gentle judgment and casual tiara-worthy grace.
Together? They’re synchronized snackers, synchronized floppers, and synchronized p**p decorators. They’re a little shy, a little spicy, and a LOT of bunny — but with love, patience, and lots of cardboard, these girls will blossom into your favorite roommates ever.
Perks of adopting this trio:
* Built-in girl gang
* Triple the nose boops
* Free entertainment (especially at 2am)
* No awkward silences — just gentle rustling and occasional thumps
Warning: Don’t let their beauty and synchronized lounging fool you — these bunnies come with fur-niture rearrangement tendencies and an affinity for controlled chaos. Experienced bunny homes only, please! They are not litter trained, yet, and they will absolutely test the structural integrity of your pen.
Housing Requirements:
Free roam or X-pen setups only. No cages. No hutches. No compromises. These queens need room to stretch, zoom, and reign supreme.
Ready to give this bonded bunny squad the loving home they deserve?
Apply now at www.almosthomeli.org
— because the “Triple Threat” era of your household starts now.
