10/07/2026
🎉⚾️ HAPPY BIRTHDAY, COACH JON! ⚾️🎉Happy birthday to the guy who drinks enough White Monsters to power the whole team and eats enough Nerd Clusters to probably qualify as a candy store. 😂
We just want to say thanks for all the great memories, Coach… and for saying the same 4 things at literally every practice:
“SWING THE BAT!” ⚾️
“BE A WALL!” 🧱
“WHAT ARE WE DOING?!” 😳
“YOU’RE GONNA RUN UNTIL I GET TIRED!” 🏃💀
Coach, we already know what happens when you say “What are we doing?”
Nobody knows.
You don’t know.
We definitely don’t know.
But somebody is about to run. 😂😂
Thanks for putting up with us, Coach, even when we make the same mistake 47 times. We appreciate you… even if we’ll never admit it at practice. 😂❤️
⚾️Now go enjoy your birthday before somebody makes you run until WE get tired. 😂
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, COACH!