04/11/2026
🇫🇷🎭 ONE WEEK TO GO – MEET SIMON! 🎭🇫🇷
Just 7 days until the curtain rises on ’Allo ’Allo! at Ribchester Village Hall!
🕵️♂️ MEET SIMON – A DEDICATED MEMBER OF THE RESISTANCE! 🇫🇷
“I am a highly trained member of the Resistance, specialising in secret missions, dramatic entrances and getting absolutely everything wrong!
Fluent in French, English and whatever comes out when the two collide, I am dedicated to saving France… with the assistance of a couple of Camemberts! 🧀🇫🇷
This will be my last starring role, regardless of the expected Hollywood offers!” 🎬😂
With just ONE WEEK TO GO, rehearsals are nearly complete, the Germans are closing in, and chaos is guaranteed!
🎭 RATS PRESENTS ’ALLO ’ALLO!
🇫🇷 Expect laughter, outrageous accents, familiar faces and plenty of surprises!
❤️ We can’t wait to welcome you to Café René!