03/06/2026
🔥 BEVERLEY RT vs : THE BATTLE REPORT 🔥
Tonight, Beverley Round Table 247 took on … and, not to brag too much, but we think we did quite the job. 🔫⚡
Did some of us forget to mention at home that we were out for the night fighting for our lives? Possibly.
Were dinners delayed, bedtimes disrupted, and suspicious “where are you?” messages ignored in the heat of battle? Also possibly.
But once those laser packs went on, domestic responsibilities were temporarily placed on hold. This was war. 😂
We definitely underestimated the amount of energy needed. Fifteen minutes sounds harmless until you’re sprinting through the dark, hiding behind walls, dodging incoming fire, and pretending you still have the lungs of a 19-year-old.
The battle was on.
Lasers flying in every direction.
Deaths in the thousands.
Every man for himself.
No corner safe.
No friendship guaranteed.
No tactical plan successfully followed.
There were heroic charges, questionable accuracy, dramatic ambushes, tactical hiding, and at least one person who absolutely claimed they “definitely had them first”.
But that’s what Round Table is all about — getting out, having a laugh, trying something different, meeting up with other Tables, and making memories you’ll still be laughing about long after the final score has been argued over.
A massive thanks to for coming across and getting involved. The rivalry was healthy, the laughs were loud, and the evening was one to remember.
Now the question is…
How are Bridlington feeling after defeat? 👀
Will they come back stronger?
Will Beverley hold the line?
Will the next battle be on different grounds, in a different location, with a completely different skill set?
Rumour has it… dodgeball may be down the line. 🏐🔥
Different battlefield. Different tactics. Same questionable fitness levels.
Until next time, Bridlington.
Beverley RT 247 — doing more, laughing louder, and apparently surviving laser warfare.
