13/10/2026
Thank you VIC pol.
🚨 WESTGATE HWP – SOLOS ARE BACK IN TOWN! 🏍️☀️
The weather’s warming up, the riding gear is coming out, and apparently some people have decided that road rules are also taking a summer holiday. 😂
Today’s contestant managed to collect the triple threat:
🏎️ Speeding
🔢 Obscuring the number plate
🧪 Positive roadside drug test
Three infringements later, they’ve earned themselves 6 months off the road. Not exactly the kind of riding break they had planned! 👋
But wait… there’s more! A closer inspection of the bike revealed a leaking fork seal, with oil covering the brake calliper.
Because apparently, stopping is just a suggestion when your maintenance schedule consists of “she’ll be right, mate.” 🤦♂️
🏍️ The takeaway: Before heading out for a ride, make sure your bike is roadworthy, your number plates are visible, your head is clear, and your right wrist understands the speed limit.
Enjoy the sunshine, ride safe, and remember: it’s much cheaper to service your bike than to service a six-month suspension!