Splendid Industries

08/15/2026

Come for the math, stay for the rock.

This Sunday all our human_friends are hereby invited as a new clinical trial of JazzTobacco opens the evening, preparing the stage for a punishingly optimistic Paper Hats performance, leading to a positively charged set by Kami. It’s going to be a nice time.

03/12/2026

To mark Splendid Industries' 8th (Eighth) Anniversary, we've decided to post a little throwback to all those years we celebrated by exhibiting works from human_artists all around Torontoville and GTArealand.

https://splendidindustries.bandcamp.com

Maybe/probably we'll do it again some day eventually, but in the meanwhile there're still all these wonderfilled tracks compiled for your streaming pleasure, and links to download/purchase the works directly from the lovely-kindly human_people who make up The Dream Kitchen community.

So plz, join us in this audible lookback at so much of what has happened over our future's past, and as always thx you human_friend for supporting these human_artists in all their incoming & outgoing schemes.

❤️,
$™

PS - Stay tuned as we'll be back next week with our cont'd outburst of video media on Splendid Industries TV.

02/24/2026

As a gently-kindly FYI for our human_audience of Facebook -- a different kind of Faceless Corporate Empire (yours truly) has been publishing new videos every Thursday since the dawn of the 26th year of our most recent Millenium (AD). So plz, if you feel so inclined, we thx you for your subscription to our televisual services package and cont'd support of our ongoing schemes, human_friend.

❤️,
A faceless corporate empire

A faceless corporate empire for your weird music indulgence. $™ is human_people.

01/08/2026

The time has come for Splendid Industries TV to air its business, beginning with video evidence of the very 1st live clinical trial of JazzTobacco™.

So plz, "like" and subscribe and prepare for lots more where this came from, because $™ has been keeping records.

And as always -- thx you, human_friend, for your support of our ongoing schemes.

JazzTobacco™ has been administered to our human_audience by Toys 'n' Dreb as part of the very 1st Splendid Industries™ team building exercise, which featured...

01/01/2026

Beginning the year with Dusts of Binary's newest xprmnt -- TeleSynthetic_S u p e r Position_OverDose is available right now at https://splendidindustries.bandcamp.com

12/27/2025

There's a new year around the bend and Existential Crisis Tadpole is here for it.

Upcoming full-length releases:

Dusts of Binary - TeleSynthetic_S u p e r Position_OverDose [January 1st, 2026]

The Quiet Show - Topsy's Capital Market Options (...or penguin crying in the desert) [Spring 2026]

Dusts of Binary - AutoRegressive_Hyper S t a t i c_Smithereens [TBD]

Have a nice doom : )

12/21/2025

Support human_artists. Support human_bands.

12/14/2025

The time has come to post things... splendid things... things you want to know, we hope, we think.

From our human_family to yours.
- A Faceless Corporate Empire

A new year is looming and Splendid Industries™ is prepared with an itinerary chock-full of new xprmnts, album releases, video works, and insufficient funds.P...

10/03/2025

Conveniently, mere weeks ahead of Halloween, Splendid Industries presents to you The Gloom Sessions: Volume II, available to download for whatever money you care to relinquish on this Bandcamp Friday celebration of money... and fear.

https://splendidindustries.bandcamp.com

We hope you will enjoy the enveloping states of gloom that will most assuredly ensue as result of this chapter in our improvised music series.

Have a nice gloom : )

09/27/2025

Follow our Instagram for new gloom and up-to-date dread.