10/12/2026
🚨 WANTED: For stealing hearts, couch space & personal space🚨
Capone, the 52-pound crime boss who runs the most dangerous operation in town: The Cuddle Mafia.
His criminal record includes:
-Grand theft sofa
-Armed robbery (of your heart)
-Following his humans EVERYWHERE
-Aggressive snuggling with no regard for personal boundaries
-Suspicious involvement with kiddie pools
Don’t let the name fool you. This handsome 3-year-old boy isn’t interested in running a crime syndicate. He’s interested in running YOUR HOUSE. And by “running,” we mean following you into every room, supervising your snacks, and somehow taking up 90% of a couch despite being only 52 pounds.
Capone is potty-trained, crate-trained, loves his people, enjoys toys and walks, and is basically a 52-pound shadow with a VERY strong commitment to quality control. Want to sit alone? Not on his watch. Need personal space? He’s never heard of it.
Now, even a boss has standards! Capone needs a cat-free home, older kids (10+), and an experienced, confident human who understands his big personality. He may do well with other dogs with slow, careful introductions. He'll thrive with structure, patience, and a family ready for his enthusiastic, larger-than-life love.
His biggest crime? Nobody has adopted him into a forever family yet.
Capone is ready to retire from the streets and settle into a life of luxury, belly rubs, pool parties, and unlimited couch privileges.
Think you can handle the boss? Apply to adopt Capone
https://www.fetchingtailsfoundation.org/adoptables/capone
Foster Capone:
https://www.fetchingtailsfoundation.org/foster-dogs/capone
Located in Schaumburg IL