10/30/2026
Friday Chat w/Vlad
Hey, it’s Vlad..coming to you from the Judith A. Bassett Canid Education and Conservation Center.
It recently occurred to me that it has been quite a while since I’ve answered my fan mail. I know this because when I got up this morning I tripped over numerous mail bags and almost spilled my cappuccino. Today I have a special guest, who has agreed to help me answer the mail, Wilson the coyote.
Our first letter comes from Susan in Coolville Ohio. Dear Vlad, why do foxes have such beautiful bushy tails?
Excellent question, Susan. Our tails provide balance, warmth, and an irresistible touch of elegance.
You may want to let her know that coyotes have most excellent tails as well Vlad. Yes they do Wilson, but that’s really like comparing freshly shined Prada boots with a pair of grimy Crocs.
Next, Kevin asks, Are coyotes really as clever as people say?
Why don’t you take this one Wilson. Sure thing Vlad. Absolutely Kevin. We’re intelligent, adaptable, and can survive almost anywhere.”
And yet I’ve never seen you order a pizza Wilson. Have you Vlad?? I have people for that.
Finally, Margaret from Monkeys Eyebrow Kentucky asks, If a fox and a coyote competed in a battle of intelligence, who would win?”
I’ve got this one Vlad. Margret, while foxes are certainly intelligent, their intellect pales in comparison to that of coyotes. I beg to differ Wilson. Based on what Vlad? I’ll put it this way…One of us has the mental horsepower to be an internationally beloved internet personality, and one of us is just appearing on the show of an internationally beloved Internet personality.
Can I leave now Vlad? Almost Wilson, I just need to wrap things up.
Until next Friday Vladiators, remember…intelligence is knowing how to survive in the wild. Genius is convincing others to bring you breakfast.
Vlad out
Photo: Johnny Devecka