10/31/2026
Warning: this may be the longest thing I may have written:
What's in a name? Has your given name affected your life? Does it shape how you see yourself, or how others think of you? I can only tell you what I know about pets... names count!
Several years ago, Pet Assistance, Inc. took in a skinny, scraggly stray, intact red tabby cat that someone found. He was loaded with parasites and had an abscess on his face. Thanks to a good, old-fashioned farm vet, it cost very little to get him better, and he was ready for adoption in no time. All he needed now was a "name" for the ads I placed. First, I called him "Rusty"...no response; then "Stripey"; no response; "Big Red"... a couple of calls; and then... the winner is "Cheddar!" Phones rang off the hook (well, not quite), but Cheddar was adopted and loved forever! Same cat, different name. So, let's get beyond names:
I've been running ads for "Sosa" and still haven't found him a forever home. He is an adorable dog with a horrible name, and I've been informed he must have been named after Sammy Sosa, whom I never heard of and had to Google. I mentioned to a fellow dog lover that if I change his name to a basketball player's, I might find him his best home. Her response was: "You can't change Sosa's name; it will confuse him." If you are still reading this nonsense, how many of you call your pet by its given name? (Vet records would have it on file in case you forgot what it is)
My dog's name is currently "Mo." I adopted him when he was six years old. His name was Momo, which in Japanese means 'peach'... no wonder it's a common name for a cute little dog or cat; definitely not a name for a 100-pound male dog.
So I briefly called him Moses, Mohamed, Buddy... and I gave up, and he is now just Mo (for the record only). Do I ever use his new, shortened given name? Rarely! He couldn't care what I call him as long as it's in an upbeat voice. He responds equally to: "you're such a good boy," "best boy," "I love you," "you are so handsome"; I could go on and on.....
Back to Sosa! He is adorable! At only 38 pounds, Sosa is a perfect size. He is 2 1/2 years old, super friendly, loves his toys, is playful, and is house-trained; very affectionate, loves car rides, gets along with other dogs (probably cats also) and children. I'm going to gamble on a new name:
ADOPT "HAPPY," and he won't care what you call him, as long as you love him!