10/25/2026
Dad Joke #67
This was a cardboard box that we recycled Friday. It got me wondering...
Why would somebody desire a toilet that is capable of flushing $50 worth of Titleists?
Are you that frustrated with your golf game?
Are your golf partners that insufferable?
Perhaps you are choosing to install a toilet capable of flushing your spouse's golf balls if they hit the links instead of mowing the lawn or cleaning the kitchen vent filter?
It will be exciting to see if American Standard's competitors respond with a toilet that flushes a bucket of bowling balls.