Rocky And Rustys Redemption Rescue

08/30/2026

🚨 LYNDON STATION — WHOSE CAT IS THIS?! 🚨

Is anyone near Lyndon Station missing a SUPER FRIENDLY male cat?

🐈 Male
✂️ Not neutered
🔍 No microchip
🥹 Approximately 97% sweetness and 3% attempted murder of my immune system

We originally thought this might be Potter, but Potter is supposed to be chipped and fixed… and this gentleman is neither.

So… WHOSE SWEET BABY PANTHER IS THIS?! 😭😂

Please, someone recognize your child before my body realizes I've been playing with a cat and decides to evict my skin from the premises.

I am VERY allergic to cats.
The cat does not care.
The cat has apparently decided we are best friends.
My immune system has filed a formal complaint.

Please share around the Lyndon Station area and help us figure out where this ridiculously friendly little panther belongs! 🐈❤️

08/29/2026

🐾🦎PLOT TWIST: KOMODO HAS FORCED US TO CHANGE THE RULES.

Now that the great “WHAT DID KOMODO EAT?” mystery has been solved... sorta. 😂🦎💩

We originally said there would be 2 winners.

That was back when we were apparently under the impression that there was ONE THING IN THIS DOG.

There was not one thing.

There were not two things.

This tiny, vertically challenged dumpster goblin had apparently curated himself a FOUR-COURSE FORBIDDEN TASTING MENU. 😭

FOUR. DIFFERENT. OBJECTS.

Sir.

You weigh approximately three chicken nuggets and a bad attitude.

WHERE WERE YOU STORING ALL OF THIS?!

So at this point... 😂

WE'RE PICKING 4 WINNERS. 🏆🏆🏆🏆

But before we get to that...

Can we PLEASE revisit some of the guesses y'all submitted?!

Because apparently when we said there was a mysterious foreign object traveling through this dog's intestines, some of you looked at Komodo and thought:

Thong underwear.

Not just underwear.

A thong. 👀🤣😅

Someone else went with women's underwear. Several others just went with underwear in general.

Y'all. 🤣😅

WHY WAS UNDERWEAR SUCH A POPULAR ANSWER?!

Then we had:

Corded ear buds.
A couple guesses of towel.
Some Rope guesses.
leashes...

But not just a leash — a chewed-off or specifically colored leash.

A collar.
A sock. Actually, several socks.
A mouse.
A bird.

And then...

A CONSTRUCTION CONE. 👀😳

Guys.

That would probably be the same size as him. 😭

All I could picture was Komodo running down the road with a construction cone flopping around behind him like:

Nothing to see here. Mind your business.

Then we reached....

CORN COB/STALKS AND DEAD ANIMAL REMAINS. 💀

You really looked at this dog and said:

“I don't know... probably some corn and a corpse.” 😭😂

Then there was the ball guess.

Not simply “a ball.”

Ohhhhh no.

We received what can only be described as a full forensic identification:

Orange speckled kids ball... light vinyl-ish... the kind you can get at Walmart for $5.44 or Dollar Tree for $1.25... approximately 8 inches in diameter.

MA'AM. 😂😂

Some of you were not guessing.

YOU WERE SUBMITTING EVIDENCE.

And it kept going...

Not just a wrapper —

A SLIM JIM WRAPPER.

Not just ribbons —

A PARTICIPATION RIBBON.

Because apparently they're everywhere. 🤣

Cat fishing toys.

Not just a bag —

A VERY SPECIFIC Festival Foods grocery bag.

A Ziploc bag, with or without food

A deflated balloon. 🎈

And not just a piece of tile...

A MULTICOLORED CERAMIC TILE.

The level of some of these had us wondering whether y'all had actually witnessed the crime and were just waiting to see if Komodo would confess. 👀

So here's what we're doing.

Since Komodo decided to turn his digestive tract into a four-item lost-and-found department, we're going back through all the guesses and picking FOUR WINNERS.

If someone correctly—guessed one of the actual objects, they're getting first dibs on a winner spot if theres multiple we draw.

For anything none of you guessed or we really couldnt identify we'll throw all the guesses into the metaphorical dumpster and randomly pull a winner. 😂

Because if Komodo was committed enough to consume four separate non-food items, we're obligated to match his energy.

Thank you again to everyone who paid $10 to participate in what somehow became a community-wide forensic investigation into one tiny dog's digestive tract and p**p. 😂❤️

At this point, this whole thing is run by a feral potato with legs. 🦎💩🏆

Rescue is weird.

You guys make it weirder.

And we absolutely love you for it. ❤️

08/27/2026

🚨 COURTESY POST — BELLA & DIAMOND 🚨

Meet Bella & Diamond, two 2-year-old females who are sisters and a mix of English pointer lab heeler Australian shepherd pit and boxer

❤️ Both 2 years old
🐶 Good with other animals
👧 Good with kids
💉 Owner reports they have not been vetted

If you're interested in giving these girls a home, please message us and we can put you in contact with their current owner.

⚠️ PLEASE REMEMBER: This is a COURTESY POST. Bella and Diamond are not in the care of Rocky & Rusty’s Redemption Rescue. We have not met, evaluated, temperament tested, or vetted them. The information provided above comes directly from their current owner.

Our rescue is simply helping spread the word. Any questions, meetings, vetting, rehoming arrangements, or agreements will be handled directly between the interested party and their current owner.

08/27/2026

🚨 COURTESY POST — POPS 🚨

Meet Pops! 🥹❤️

Pops is a 9-year-old handsome gentleman looking for a new place to call home.

🐾 9 years old
❤️ Good with kids
🐶 Good with female dogs
🚫 Does not do well with male dogs

If you’re interested in Pops, please message us and we can put you in contact with his current owner.

⚠️ PLEASE REMEMBER: This is a COURTESY POST. Pops is not in the care of Rocky & Rusty’s Redemption Rescue. We have not evaluated, temperament tested, or vetted him. The information in this post was provided by his current owner. Any rehoming arrangements will be made directly between the interested party and Pops’ owner.

Please share and help this distinguished little gentleman find somewhere to spend his golden years. ❤️

08/27/2026

🚨 NOTE ABOUT COURTESY POSTS 🚨

We have had an overwhelming number of people reaching out to surrender their dogs lately, and unfortunately, we simply cannot keep up.

Our foster homes are full, our space is limited, and many of the rescue partners we normally reach out to are just as full as we are.

But we still want to help where we can.

So, you’re going to start seeing COURTESY POSTS on our page.

❤️ What does a courtesy post mean?

It means the animal is NOT in the care or custody of Rocky & Rusty’s Redemption Rescue.

We have not necessarily met the animal.
We have not temperament tested them.
We have not evaluated them with children, dogs, cats, etc.
We have not verified their medical history or behavior.
We have not vetted them unless the post specifically says otherwise.

We are simply using our platform to help an owner reach more people in hopes of finding a safe, appropriate home for their animal.

If you are interested in an animal listed as a COURTESY POST, we can help connect you with the current owner. From that point, any questions, meetings, vet records, adoption/rehome arrangements, fees, agreements, or decisions are between you and the owner.

Rocky & Rusty’s Redemption Rescue is not responsible for the animal, the information provided by the owner, or the outcome of a privately arranged rehoming.

Please pay attention to the words COURTESY POST when you see them. Those animals are not sitting at our rescue waiting for someone to come meet them.

We wish we could say yes to every animal that needs somewhere to go.

08/26/2026

👀💩 OKAY. WE NEED OPINIONS.

Do we...POST THE EVIDENCE pictures?! 😭😂

And by evidence, I mean the actual questionable objects we found in Komodo's p**p.

Because y'all got the nice sanitized version:

🟠 Mystery orange things
⚪ String
🪨 Rocks
🪵 Wood
🧐 Alleged twist tie with a questionable chain of custody

But you did NOT experience the several days of:

WHAT THE HECK IS THAT?!

“Is that what was on the X-ray?!”

“Idk... BAG IT.”

“WAIT HE P**PED AGAIN.”

“GET ANOTHER BAG.”

“Why is this one completely different?!”

😐💩🔎

There was a REASON couldn't declare this investigation closed until that lizard was fasted and X-rayed again.

Soooooo...

Do we release the Komodo Evidence Files? 👀😂

Actual pictures.

Actual p**p archaeology.

React accordingly:

👍 SHOW US.

😂 I have concerns, but sure why not

🤢 For the love of God, keep some things private.

08/26/2026

🥁🥁🥁 DRUM ROLL PLEASEEEEEEE... 🥁🥁🥁

After a very long time of p**p watching, p**p bagging, p**p dissecting, questionable life choices, multiple vet visits and more conversations about one little lizard's bowel movements than any of us ever anticipated having...

🦎💩 THE KOMODO P**P INVESTIGATION IS OFFICIALLY CLOSED. 🔎😂

So... WHAT DID KOMODO EAT?!

Well.

Apparently the correct answer was:

✨ YES. ✨

Because this dog did not eat one questionable object.

He apparently sampled the world. 😐😂

🟠 SUSPICIOUS OBJECT #1: THE MYSTERY ORANGE BALLS

Multiple little orange-ish balls came out.

At first we thought rocks because they were hard.

Then I realized I could break them apart with my fingers, and they were completely dry and crumbly inside. 🤨

Okay... maybe undigested dog food? Cat food?

Except they weren't really kibble-shaped, they were all different sizes, and frankly...

We still have absolutely no idea what the heck those were. 😂

Mystery remains unsolved.

⚪ SUSPICIOUS OBJECT #2: a twist tie?

A twist tie was discovered during one of the Komodo P**p Investigations
But then we looked at it and went...
Wait.
Was that actually IN his p**p? 🤨
It wasn't completely covered in p**p. And being that it's a twist tie with metal inside, you'd think it would've lit up pretty darn nicely on those X-rays.
Soooo...
Did Komodo eat a twist tie?
Did it come out of Komodo?
Or was there just a random twist tie hidden in the grass in the crime scene that accidentally got entered into evidence? 😭😂
We cannot confirm nor deny.

💩🔎😂We'll classify that one as:
✨ POSSIBLE EVIDENCE — QUESTIONABLE CHAIN OF CUSTODY. ✨

⚪ SUSPICIOUS OBJECT #3: One unidentified white string/strip-like object. Possibly string or part of something. We still don't actually know what it was.

A white piece of small string or ribbon?

Shoelace?

String off of.....something?

Who knows.

At this point Komodo wasn't exactly cooperating with the investigation by providing receipts. 😐

🪨 SUSPICIOUS OBJECT #4: ROCKS.

Remember the MULTIPLE speckled objects?
NOT ONE..NOT TWO...NOT THREE.....MORE

ACTUAL. ROCKS.

Sir. You did not need to order the appetizer of speckled pea gravel 😭😂

🪵 SUSPICIOUS OBJECT #5: WOOD

Chunks of wood.

Maybe part of a stick.

Maybe a wood chip.

Maybe both🤷🏼‍♀️

Apparently Komodo's preferred diet consists of:

Mystery orange balls, string, rocks and lumber.

✨ Nutritionally complete. ✨ 😐😂

So which one caused him to be so sick and everything we saw on those X-rays?

We may never know.

But after fasting our little lizard and repeating his X-rays this morning...

WE ARE OFFICIALLY CALLING IT.
HE IS EMPTY🎉

And don't worry—we haven't forgotten about the guesses or the T-shirts! 👀

We'll be going through those and posting more about the guesses later today because you guys...

THE AMOUNT OF YOU WHO GUESSED VERY SPECIFIC TYPES OF UNDERWEAR. 😭😂

Not just underwear.

Oh no.

Some of you had details.

Colors.

Styles.

Entire theories. 👀

And I have questions.

Actually...

No.. No i do not!

I don't think I want the answers. 😭😂

Stay tuned for the official winner results of:

🦎💩 WHAT DID KOMODO EAT?! 💩🦎

And congratulations to Rocky And Rustys Redemption Rescue fosters on officially being released from the Forensic P**p Investigation Unit.. 🫡😂

08/26/2026