09/02/2026
🚨 OFFICIAL NOTICE FROM CENTRAL COMMAND 🚨
Attention, deputies, supporters, and inmates. Last Chance Ranch Correctional Facility has gone online.
The Ranch has an official website. 🔒💻
👉 https://lastchanceranchsc.com
Every inmate now has a public record. The inmates were not consulted.
📋 WHAT'S ON FILE
🐾 Every inmate awaiting parole, 12 on the roster right now, each with a file and yard-time footage
🐾 Applications for parole (adopt), Halfway House duty (foster), and the Yard Crew (volunteer), all filed online
🐾 Post Bail (donate) in about thirty seconds, no visit to the courthouse required
🐾 A one-minute booking quiz, "Who's Your Pawtner in Crime?", that matches you to a real inmate
Reactions from the cell blocks so far:
🐾 Several inmates have filed complaints about their mugshots. Denied.
🐾 Inmate #52, Frodo, would like it noted that "po-ta-to" is not a breed. Under review.
🐾 The Juvenile Block has requested a page of their own. Also denied.
The Warden would like to remind all inmates that a public record is not a bad thing. It is how the right family finds you.
So go look them up. Read the files. Take the quiz. Find the one who's been waiting for you, and file your paperwork. The Parole Board is standing by.
Case Status: RECORDS NOW PUBLIC. 🔒➡️💻
🔗 https://lastchanceranchsc.com/dogs