22/07/2026
𝙃𝙤𝙬 𝙙𝙤 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙥𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙙 ? ⚖️
After careful investigation, this court has reached a verdict. 🔍 These legalistas have lived a life full of... 𝗖𝗥𝗜𝗠𝗘!
You are all guilty of working too hard in the first degree, conspiring to spread good vibes, and illegal possession of overwhelming talent 🏆🎊 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐩𝐮𝐭𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞, as you have exceeded our expectations.
By the authority vested in this court, you are hereby 𝘀𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗻𝗰𝗲𝗱 to a 𝟮𝟰-𝗵𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗽𝗿𝗼𝗯𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗽𝗲𝗿𝗶𝗼𝗱, this Wednesday, during which you are 𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐈𝐂𝐓𝐋𝐘 𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐁𝐈𝐃𝐃𝐄𝐍 from engaging in any and all stress-inducing activities. Instead, you are ordered to report to a 𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲 𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐱𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐬𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 to enjoy a well-deserved break.
After all, even the best legalistas must rest their case. 📄💜
Edit by: Erica Mendoza
Caption by: Casey David, Kiane Eryka