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Think Like Bashir The is a Subsidiary of Federal Ministry of Common Sense and Social Reasoning.
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29/08/2026

It is very important to teach our children from an early age that lying is never acceptable. Sadly, we live in a time when some people have learned to disguise lies as “packaging” or cleverness, rather than seeing them for what they truly are a wrongdoing. Please

“If you are doing group assignment in university, you will discover that some people were born to contribute only ‘moral...
29/08/2026

“If you are doing group assignment in university, you will discover that some people were born to contribute only ‘moral support.’”

Lecturer will enter class peacefully and say:

“This assignment is to be done in groups of 10.”

Immediately serious students begin calculating their GPAs 😂

Because group assignment in university is not teamwork…

It is suffering with witnesses 💔

First meeting, everybody will sound motivated.

“Guys let’s make this assignment the best.”
“We should submit early.”
“Teamwork makes the dream work.” 😂

Omo if motivation could write assignment, your group would win Nobel Prize 😭💀

Then they start sharing topics.

One person:
“I’ll handle introduction.”

Another:
“I’ll do chapter two.”

Another:
“I’ll type everything.”

Then one mysterious human being says:
“Guys I’ll support anywhere needed.” 😀

That sentence is the first sign of danger 💔😂

Because “support anywhere needed” means:
“I will disappear until submission day.” 😭

Three days later…

Group chat silent like burial ground 💀

Only two serious students are online suffering.

One person suddenly drops:
“Sorry guys network issue.”

Another:
“I’ve been very busy.”

Busy doing what?
Nobody knows 😀😂

Meanwhile deadline is tomorrow morning.

The group leader’s BP has already reached consultant level 😭💔

You start calling members individually like debt collector.

“Guy please send your part.”

One person sends half page.

Another sends screenshots instead of typed work.

One legend sent:
“Pls edit this little thing.”
The “little thing” was copied directly from Wikipedia including blue links 😂💀

Then there’s always one rich student that contributes absolutely nothing except printing.

Submission day:
“I’ve printed 10 copies guys.”

Everybody suddenly starts praising him like national hero 😀

Meanwhile one poor student has been awake since 2am arranging references and correcting grammar 😭💔

Then during presentation…

Lecturer asks hardest question.

The people who didn’t contribute will suddenly look down at table like kidnapped victims 😂

But the person that suffered through the assignment will be answering with pain and anger mixed together 😀

After presentation lecturer says:
“Excellent teamwork.”

Teamwork???

As someone that Think Like Bashir this was not teamwork.

This was academic slavery with PowerPoint 😂

29/08/2026

POV : WHEN YOU TAKE STUDENTS TO THE ZOO TO SEE MONKEYS

Americans 🇺🇸 : Wow, It looks human

British 🇻🇬 : So Cute

Europe 🇪🇺 : Can we keep it ??

Nigerians 🇳🇬 : Bashir, See your papa 😂

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25/08/2026

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25/08/2026

Which of them can you marry ? 🤔💍

1. ❤️ Virgin but lazy
2. 👍 Intelligent but unfaithful
3. 🙏 Religious but gossip
4. 😭 Beautiful but illiterate
5. 😩*Ugly but intelligent
6. 😂Supportive but thief
7. 💔Hardworking but dirty

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23/08/2026

So some girls rent a wig to go meet guys that rented Cars, Wow.... Rental Brothers and Sisters 😤

Wani yaro ya kirani misalin karfe 7: 40 gab da isha’i bayan nadauka sai naji yace “yawwa dan Allah kirani, nace lafiya “...
21/08/2026

Wani yaro ya kirani misalin karfe 7: 40 gab da isha’i bayan nadauka sai naji yace “yawwa dan Allah kirani, nace lafiya “yace Shadda zan siya 😂Nikam nace too.

Bayan nakirashi mun gaisa nace Wace kalar Shadda kakeso? “Sai yace mai kyau yakeso kamar ta 2k😂nayi shiru chan nace dubu biyu kake nufi “yace eh, nace Tohm gaskiya banida ita amma kila a china zaka samu, wai to dan Allah naturo mashi da numbansu 😂

Abin mamaki shi bema fahimci abinda nake nufi da china ba da farko, sai da na kara yi mashi bayani sannan yagane Wace china nake nufi ya dauka ko wani shagone china a kano.

Da karshe dai na tambayi shekarun shi ashe bema kai 13 ba bema isa chiniki ba a doka kawai dai na biye mashi ne a rabu lafiya, duk wanda zai sayi Shadda ai bazai ce akirashi ba ai sai dai ya kira idan serous buyer ne.

Wannan yadin tanada kananan zane kuma waziri blue ce kuma akwai sauran colours dinta har guda 6 indai quality ne da kyau kakeso a yadin to wannan ta hada komai. kuyi following domin ganin kayan mu da mun dora cikin lokaci.

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Colours✅
Price✅

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21/08/2026

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14/08/2026

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