Sasquatch Community Action Monitoring SCAM

08/23/2026

Darren Barney vs. Sasquatch

🚨 SCAM FIELD UPDATE: Darren has officially decided that observation and documentation are overrated. If we locate a Sasquatch, his plan is apparently to tackle the damn thing. No tranquilizer, no capture equipment, no backup plan—just Darren running full speed into the woods like he’s playing linebacker. Stay tuned for the field report… assuming Darren survives the encounter. 🦍😂

07/26/2026

🚨 S.C.A.M. ALERT – CODE 22 ACTIVATED 🚨

Sasquatch Community Action Monitoring (S.C.A.M.) has officially declared a Code 22 after multiple eyewitness reports of a large, hairy suspect jumping into the back of Easton's side-by-side before disappearing into the wilderness. Ground teams have been deployed, evidence specialists are searching for footprints, and our communications division is monitoring all chatter for additional sightings. If you spot an unusually large passenger riding in the bed of a side-by-side, do not approach—document the encounter and report it to S.C.A.M. immediately. Stay vigilant... because this one appears to be bold enough to hitch a ride. 👣🌲

07/19/2026

Sasquatch on Kolob have been getting very aggressive.

07/15/2026

Who thinks we need to wrap our new rapid deployment S.C.A.M. service truck to look like this? We are working on getting the satellites for The Trackers set up on it

07/14/2026

🚨 S.C.A.M. Fleet Expansion Announcement 🚨

Sasquatch Community Action Monitoring (S.C.A.M.) is proud to announce the newest addition to our fleet—a fully equipped service truck built to support our ongoing mission of investigating suspicious footprints, responding to blurry trail camera photos, interviewing highly unreliable eyewitnesses, and providing rapid deployment to remote woodland incidents. Outfitted with all the essential field equipment (and an unhealthy amount of optimism), this truck will allow our team to perform emergency Bigfoot surveillance, tree-knock analysis, snack resupply operations, and highly scientific coffee runs with greater efficiency than ever before. If you hear rumors that a mysterious hairy figure has been spotted in your area, don't panic—S.C.A.M. is now even better equipped to arrive promptly, investigate thoroughly, and probably leave with more questions than answers.

07/10/2026

Attention Residents of Page and surrounding areas!

04/06/2026

03/05/2026

Found in the mountains above Boise, ID

03/05/2026

Could be decent advice.