10/12/2026
Meet Tango & Cash, two male cockatiels who are less action-movie tough guys and more Bosom Buddies.
If you know, you know.
We’re not saying they have an apartment under assumed identities, but we haven’t checked their paperwork that closely.
These boys come as a pair. Their friendship predates your application, and neither is accepting suggestions about separate living arrangements.
You’re adopting two birds and joining an established social circle. Please allow time for them to discuss you privately.
The names suggest high-speed pursuits and organized crime. The actual operation involves feathers, perches, and having your buddy nearby while you conduct bird business.
They need a home that welcomes both of them, gives them time to settle in, and lets each boy build trust at his own pace. Being buddies doesn’t mean they’re interchangeable. You’ll have two individuals to get to know.
If you’ve been looking for a feathered duo with an existing friendship and names that wildly overstate their law-enforcement credentials, meet Tango & Cash.
Available for adoption together through Totally Flocked Avian Rescue in Molino, Florida. Adopters must be 18 or older and within approximately 350 miles of Pensacola. We do not ship birds.
Apply at TotallyFlockedAvianRescue.com.
Two bachelors. One application. You supply the housing.