08/06/2026
Because these golden oldies have had nobody inquire about adoption, I think I will try a different route and straight up lie about their skills.
Tui, 13 years old - was awarded 3 Michelin stars prior to retirement. Taught Gordon Ramsey everything he knows, including the swearing.
Tabi, 14 years old - when she was a young lass, worked as a court jester and could do 16 cartwheels in a row. Please don’t ask her to do that now though, as she is too old for that nonsense.
Together they have 27 combined years of judging your life choices, but what they DONT have is a home : (
While kittens are out there getting snapped up faster than Bunnings snags on a Sunday, these two keep getting overlooked. Honestly, rude 🫵
If your home is missing a little purring, and a lot of love, these two would love to meet you.
Please get in touch, or share around and help us find the retirement home they deserve ❤️ 🐾