07/18/2026
Come and show your support at my court appearance! I am charged with Possession Of An Offensive Weapon (AKA a padlock on a metal cable). I can't guarantee that you'll have a seat in the courtroom, but I plan on delivering a lil speech outside of the court at the end, so if you come along, you'll get to hear it live. However, I don't yet know what my plea or my verdict will be, so don't expect some Zoe Rosenberg level stuff, but I am flattered that there are people who are interested in my case, so if you show up, it will make my day!
Video of my arrest by Plant Geezer : https://youtu.be/YQLcoV39h0g
Date and time: 09:30, Monday 20th July 2026
Place: Southern Derbyshire Magistrates' Court 27 St Mary's Gate, Derby DE1 3JR https://maps.app.goo.gl/vusz7uDw5twqL1tXA