06/09/2026
๐งก๐ค DOUBLE TROUBLE HAS ENTERED THE CHAT ๐ค๐งก
Currently causing chaos at Petsense by Tractor Supply and accepting applications for a permanent headquarters.
Meet Chaos and Karma, an orange-and-white sibling duo with two brain cells, one shared mission, and absolutely no respect for personal boundaries.
Chaos is the CEO of Poor Decisions. His hobbies include belly rubs, stealing ponytail holders, unrolling toilet paper, and aggressively inserting himself into anything youโre trying to do. If there is mischief to be found, Chaos has already found it and probably recruited his sister.
Karma is sweet, affectionate, and just innocent-looking enough to convince everyone she had nothing to do with the missing Q-tips. Donโt be fooled. She may be shy for about 17 seconds, but once she knows you, sheโll dramatically throw herself at your feet demanding pets and affection like sheโs starring in a soap opera.
Together they offer:
๐งก Free home security inspections
๐งก Bathroom escorts
๐งก 24/7 emotional support services
๐งก Professional hair tie relocation
๐งก Household item quality control testing
๐งก Endless entertainment
Side effects of adoption may include:
โข Laughing at kitten antics daily
โข Never peeing alone again
โข Finding toys in your shoes
โข Being followed by tiny orange shadows
โข Developing a camera roll that is 97% cat photos
If your home feels a little too peaceful, a little too organized, or if your toilet paper survives longer than it should, Chaos and Karma are ready to fix that.
๐ You can meet these adorable little troublemakers at Petsense in Orange! Available together (BOGO 1/2 off when you adopt a pair) or separately. Apply at friendsofferalstx.org to adopt!
Apply now before they convince the store employees to put them on payroll.
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