I Never Repeat a Joke

I Never Repeat a Joke Leaving No Stone Unturned Whilst Turning A New Leaf G. Wells, Experiment in Autobiography, 1934

As mankind “matures,” as it becomes more possible to be frank in the scrutiny of the self & others & in the publication of one’s findings, autobiography will take the place of fiction for the investigation & discussion of character.  —H.

Always watch your back. Depending on the metric system, a fruit by the Foot could also be a fruit by the Yard or even wo...
08/04/2026

Always watch your back. Depending on the metric system, a fruit by the Foot could also be a fruit by the Yard or even worse fruit by the meter.

If you give any American woman today iron nails, a bronze hammer & a trailer bed full of refined redwood logs. She will ...
07/24/2026

If you give any American woman today iron nails, a bronze hammer & a trailer bed full of refined redwood logs. She will not Build you a House. Oh no.

Use your Big head to quote Robin Williams. Wake up and smell reality. She will nail you to the Cross as fast as you can say Timber.

07/19/2026

Squeaky clean Yankee whistleblower wet behind the ears.

07/19/2026

GODDANGIT NAT 🪰

Check yo self before you Wreck yo self. Age old idiom.
07/13/2026

Check yo self before you Wreck yo self. Age old idiom.

07/04/2026

The s*x drive is the opposite of the death drive. So when I see a ten story house collapse in an earth shattering quake. My loins get so stirred up as aroused as the natural blond Ronda Rousey and ready to mate with the entire team!

What's your body count?

Anyone else from the city? No shade; we’re just living different realities out here. Moved to Cali by myself and some da...
06/05/2026

Anyone else from the city? No shade; we’re just living different realities out here. Moved to Cali by myself and some days I feel really lost. First and foremost tourists need to STOP disrespecting the locals. L.A. isn't for everyone. Here’s a tip for you and anyone else. If the street signs are blue, you’re in the city of Angels.

06/03/2026

Fu**ed around and never found out. Yezzir. Forever trying to catch a Fade. Bobbing and weaving like a Bee Sting. 🐝

05/31/2026

If Superman gets all of his Energy from the sun.... why doesn't he just sleep inside of a tanning Bed?
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05/23/2026

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