Uni Should Have Died in Episode One

Uni Should Have Died in Episode One F**k you, Uni. F**k you.

Dungeons and Dragons was a bright spot in the world of Menudo, yet Uni darkens these glorious childhood memories with shame and a clear path to big hair and stripper poles. When children of the 80s think back on their wonderful little lives, one horrible little unicorn shaped scar blights their otherwise perfect memories. Uni, the unicorn in the cartoon Dungeons and Dragons, with its annoying face

and ear-piercing shrill, brings many to become physically ill. This non-profit organization is here to support those that hate Uni and wish the history books be changed to kill off the little fu**er in episode one so that Dungeons and Dragons will become the purely awesome cartoon it could have been.

Tyler Stewart was part of the deal when I fell in love w his mom Cindy Burkett Willoughby, about ten years ago.  Tyler n...
12/04/2023

Tyler Stewart was part of the deal when I fell in love w his mom Cindy Burkett Willoughby, about ten years ago. Tyler needed guidance in his life that I was excited to give because he wanted to by confident, he wanted to learn more about tech and i saw how easily he understood it. I never saw him struggle to understand anything technical so it was easy to encourage him and teach him. I honestly believed that, given time, he could become anything he wanted. He wasn’t only brilliant, he was so funny! I enjoyed supporting Tyler any way he wanted, including taking him to wrestling! Here i was, this Union-for-life kid taking Tyler to Laurel events where i proudly wore Laurel GREEN and his father’s last name on the back!

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Tyler has been gone a week now. I MISS him calling me Dad. I miss the excitement he had talking about the baby. Now suddenly, he is ANOTHER kid thinking something he purchased from a friend to party a little on the weekend must be safe. It wasn’t safe, it killed him, and i’m devastated. His pregnant fiancé needs help to start living on her own. His family needs help w expenses, but mainly we care about giving

Tyler was an amazing kid that didn't have to study to get great grades. As a teen, he quietly lost weight through joining the wrestling team where he won awards for perseverance. He read about the world and grew opinionated, yet remained open minded. He was often one of the wittiest and funniest in....

07/21/2023

There is NOTHING better than signing into Facebook…(a site I genuinely hate and ONLY keep to stay in touch with family)only to be highjacked into some “look at our new” something that I care about and now I’m stuck on an old joke page and can’t get back to my actual account. Thanks Zuckerbot, you’re rad. I’m sure whatever changes you tried to force me to look at are mind blowing.

10/29/2019
05/03/2014

What lazy f**k names a unicorn "Uni?"

04/26/2014

It has been confirmed by unconfirmable sources that Uni is directly responsible for 9/11, transvestite prostitution in Thailand and the debacle that was Tony Danza's career.

04/06/2010

Take this time to help others heal as they read your shared experiences with Uni that, in my case, led to jail time and my Aunt Claire's alcoholism. Sharing your experience not only helps others heal, but you can be assured that it will help you heal, too. Be brave, and share!

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