The Key West Musicians Collective

03/27/2026

Gas is too darn expensive, even in Barbados.
We’ll just have to take the e-bike to the Jazz club now. 🇧🇧

You're not taking my car, Steve!

03/26/2026

This is the page for The Key West Musicians Collective: until our house got broken into to deface the website, and then, Bill Klipp started calling us a fraud while we were trying to put together a legitimate Board of Directors, then Kyndall's guitar got passive-aggressively smashed up, and then some other guy probably named Adolph Mohr took the Motorboat Mocktail Club Pontoon Boat without asking, and then other flying monkeys got involved, and so-- we could really GIVE LESS OF A S**T WHAT HAPPENS TO SHRIMPBOAT SOUND.
If you enrolled as a member, your user account has been deleted.
If you donated money, it will be automatically returned by GoFundMe, the 501c(3) application has been canceled; we are probably selling the house now, buying a plantation, and going surfing on the Southside of Barbados, since it's been made practically impossible (since *at least* mid-February 2026) to actually hang out with *anyone* (especially musicians) in this stupid corrupt town anymore. ..Really wish we could get the Rainbow back on Duval, and wish all of you the best of luck in just staying the hell out of harm's way of the covert (vulnerable) narcissism, silent treatment, gaslighting, flying monkeys, and smear campaign sabotage.
We recognize that posting this here is probably just feeding the monkey, but, very soon, it will all become inconsequential anyway...
Also, we are not ordering stamps with other people's names— or stalking *anyone* we have *plenty* of our own stamps, and really COULD GIVE LESS OF A S**T about following anyone anywhere, thank you.

See Here (especially about triggers): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3AjAGkjJck
..And here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZiHkOFTURlg

At first, a covert narcissist may seem calm, sensitive, or even self-effacing—but that can change the moment they feel threatened. In this video, Dr. Ramani ...

03/20/2026

03/08/2026

…With Andy Mauerman, Jeff Dalton, et. al., as Gulfstream @ Schooner Wharf Bar, having a tropical cocktail.

03/01/2026

…A Clown’s Prayer, with Dimitri Bolotny, in Key West:

02/15/2026

With The Bahama Village Music Program— in a Second Line Funeral, headed to the Parrot.

02/13/2026

…Well, Kyndal Ray’s guitar broke, The Motorboat Mocktail Club & Jazz Bar is gone, and they’re going to turn Shrimpboat Sound into a blender bar which nobody wants.
…Hoo-rah.

02/10/2026

Birthday extended Jazz Jams @ the 168…

02/08/2026

The News From NewTown— Feb 8, 2026: A New Revolution for The Motorboat Mocktail Club, Superbowl Sunday, and The Real Name of…

02/08/2026

…On Gestalt Language, Echolalia, The Hearing Of Sounds, and the Whole of Everything, (along with the possility of “Gestaltapus” at the Grand Reopening of St. Paul’s Cathederal, on Duval), with renowned speech pathologist Kelly Vess:

Gestalt language is good. In this episode, Kelly Vess explains why memorized chunks of speech are an important first step for children with autism, and why S...