10/24/2026
🐈⬛ HAPPY CATURDAY!🌙
We have a CAT-astrophe on our paws. 😭
We celebrated reaching 1,000 followers! ONE THOUSAND of you wonderful humans are here for our pet-related shenanigans.
And somehow, despite all 1,000 of you being subjected to our relentless feline propaganda, we have receive ZERO registrations for The Great Catspiracy. 💀
Not one. Not even a suspicious-looking inquiry from a cat using their human’s email address.
So, in honor of Caturday, we’re once again asking you to join our top-secret, delightfully spooky feline scavenger hunt! 🔎
🐾 Wednesday, October 28 | 5–6:30 PM
🌙 $10 per participant/family
🐈⬛ Cats can participate through their loyal human minions. No actual feline attendance required!
🎃 Families, kids, cat enthusiasts, and even people without cats are welcome!
📍 Location: CLASSIFIED. Revealed to registered participants.
Each registered kitty will have a personalized goodie bag waiting to be discovered, and a portion of proceeds will benefit Mad Dog Mobile Pet Partners!
We have mysterious things planned, spooky little surprises in the works, and a four-year-old assistant who’s been helping prepare goodie bags and is VERY invested in this mission.
1,000 followers. Zero registrations.
Please don’t make us start knocking on doors asking if your cat can come out and play. 😭🐈⬛
The cats are counting on you.
🔗 Register here: https://form.jotform.com/fivebeanspet/the-great-catspiracy-halloween