The Freelancer Failure Ball

03/20/2026

No topic off limits. No story untold. No failure uncelebrated. ❤ 🔗 in bio.

09/20/2024

Oh, hi! Today's the LAST DAY to join the silent auction to both support su*cide prevention AND get your business out there! 👀

09/11/2024

Um, ZERO DOLLHAIR TICKET ALERT.

Lookin' for 10 folks to volunteer for an hour or less, before or after The Failure Ball this October. (This means you'll have the entire VIP Meet & Greet, Failure Ball, and Afterparty to yourself.)

Dig it?

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04/12/2024

✹ THE WAIT IS OVER ✹

You're cordially invited to the 2024 Failure Ball this fall!

Tix are up for grabs, speaking slots are open & sponsorship spots are ready 'n' waiting to be filled. (This is where I waggle my eyebrows enticingly.)

The best part? Snag your place before May 1st and upgrade your weekend to the VIP Meet 'n' Greet or Late Night Afterparty for precisely zero dollhairs with code EARLYBIRDIES.

You and I both know that every slip up, misstep, and rejection letter is concrete proof our dreams are big enough. I can’t *wait* to be in the same room as you.

The Failure Ball is a black-tie charity gala created to celebrate screw ups in the name of su***de prevention. Join us October 12th in Denver, Colorado for an evening of networking, cocktails, snacks, and live speeches glamorizing our biggest fails. This evening is for every single person who’s ev...

06/08/2022

The early bird gets the worm — and also $100 automatically erased off their ticket total! Chirp, chirp, motherlovers. 🐤⁠
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09/05/2021

Freelancers want a life of FREEDOM. (It's named pretty aptly, right?)

But freedom also comes with fear. Fails. F*ckups, freakouts, discouragement, and a hefty sprinkling of self-doubt and depression.

In fact, us entrepreneurs are considerably more likely to slog through things like anxiety, mood disorders, addiction, and hospitalization.

That's why all profits from this party are being directly donated our nonprofit partners at .

They're a nonprofit movement dedicated to presenting hope & finding help for people struggling with depression, addiction, self-injury, and su***de.

In a world that sometimes seems hellbent on slapping across the face with a fish, hope is defiant.

If you want to celebrate defiance with us, grab your ticket to the Failure Ball at the link in bio, or consider kicking in some cash for the cause by becoming a sponsor. (Hint: You'll be marketed.)

To your glorious fails & failing gloriously. 🥂