10/14/2026
🧬 ZIGGY’S DNA RESULTS JUST DROPPED. And the group chat owes us NOTHING. 😂
Remember when we said our theories about these dogs needed scientific investigation?
Well, the group chat had two main guesses for Ziggy:
🐩 Poodle
🤍 Crusty white dog
PLEASE. 😭😂
And I mean... We were at least halfway right.
We used Embark DNA, and Ziggy came back:
🐩 51% Small Poodle
🧬 29% Supermutt
🐶 8.4% Cocker Spaniel
👑 8% Pekingese
🐕 3.5% German Shepherd
And that 29% Supermutt? Embark found traces of Maltese, Russell-type Terrier, Chihuahua, and Pit Bull Terrier.
SIR. THAT IS A ROSTER. 😂
The Poodle? Expected.
The Cocker Spaniel and Pekingese? Okay, sure, we see it.
The German Shepherd? Plot twist.
The Pit Bull Terrier hiding in the Supermutt mix? EXCUSE US, ZIGGY. 👀
And because apparently one mystery at a time is too easy, our vets STILL have differing opinions on how old this little man is. 💀
So we have his DNA, we have theories, and we still have questions.
Final verdict: 51% Poodle. 100% confusing little man. 😂
One mystery down, several more to go. Clarendon, you're on deck. 🧬👀
Be honest. Did you see that German Shepherd coming?!