01/11/2026
Fresh From The Nutbush City Gossip Column 📰
Recently, down in Nutbush City, a star studded event was held down at The Local Gin House ⭐️🤩
It was very much an event for those “in the know”, as our invite clearly got lost in the post 🙃 Squirrels were out in all their finery, drinking the Gin House dry. Drinks were cheap, and a boozy night was had by all, from what we’ve heard!
The main guests of honour were captured enjoying themselves at the event, by other fellow photographers:
- Neil's Photography - NDPhotography
- &K Photography
- Emily Bell photography
Thank you for capturing the A Listers for us, as because if we hadn’t already said, we weren’t invited 😒
To our knowledge, the first of the A List Guests to arrive was Silus Squirrel, who is always known to come early. He marked his territory and that’s where he stayed, and observed the room for the rest of the evening. Second to arrive was Stella Squirrel. Now this one was invited due to increased sales on her own Nutty homebrew, making her an overnight Wh***ey Sales mogul. We don’t know what she puts in it, but clearly she’s doing something right. Sources say she set up a stall and started selling it, down the back alley for a reduced price. What a Sassy Squirrel! 💁🏼♀️
Third to arrive was Simone Squirrel. This one turned up later than usual due to already being at another prior engagement. Rumours started circulating that she had been pre drinking before the event, anything for a cheap night out! 😂And the last to show was Sheila Squirrel, the real OG, as youths tend to say nowadays! Turning up fashionably late, meeting and greeting all those in her presence. She clearly was working the crowd. We’ve been told it really was a great night, but who are we to comment on that. We just spread the information on what we get told! Next time, we will be invited, we hope 😢
Keep your eyes peeled for this weeks antics, in next weeks edition of the Nutbush City Gossip Column 📰
