06/07/2024
He Looked So Upset....
So, around 3pm, I was asleep when suddenly heard some voices in my sleep... My bedroom window is actually facing the entrance to my compound. I decided to peep through the window so that I can see the people who are using abusive language whilst beating someone.
Before I could see anything, I heard a loud sound of something breaking, without my extra eyes on me, I tried to zoom like an eagle which wants to catch fish from lake Bangweulu of Luapula Province.
I saw three people, in their midst was a lady who was dressed like she is getting ready to start those things adults do when they want to go to the supermarket to buy babies.
Then, there was this man without a shirt and sweating like someone who is from eating adult samosa. He looked so upset like someone who was just disturbed from ej*******on like what happens when you want to cook ka nshima then the UPND Zambia government decides to loadshed the whole Province leaving the premature babies unattended to in their incubators.
What am I saying? 🤔 Iyeeeee, kuti wadabwa namupena ( maybe am confused).... Now back to the story, the other person was invisible like a pregnancy of a fat woman and very hard to be noticed like a cheating Wife. On the ground was a man who laid there like a woman who just had a marathon of or***ms after experiencing s*xual drought or if you like it starvation.
You know that or**sm cheating wives fakes after being starved by their fellow cheating husband.
It's all sweet until you get caught from room number one eight then you realize that s*x is bitter when done incorrectly as you wait for the zygote to increase in size since all of you where too fast like a hen on a chicken which doesn't require those grey and small protection which men complain of being small and usually relate it to being manufactured specifically for the people of the Republic of China.
Oh! I decided to open the window and see what's going on like teenagers living with erring adults who likes doing bad manners in the bedrooms and usually these chaps try by all means to peep through the keyhole 🗝️ just to see what's going on since curiosity killed a cat.
At times they are lucky to see legs waggle like that of a dog which is on heat, otherwise they end up listening to love sounds since some of you mourn without regarding those around you. Some whisper like a cockroach,some mourn like they are being beaten, some mourn like the husband is dead,some mourn like a big and loud fart, some mourn like a big truck and trailer while some are very boring and quiet.
What am I saying here? 🤔 The man looked lifeless with a broken concrete block by his body. The head was leaking blood like that of Goliath that is preached on Sundays by the pastor at Bread of life church international - luanshya
When I opened the window, the trio decided to retreat back and Headed opposite my house, I shouted, "Imweee, nga uyu mwashapa" (You people, why have you left this person in my compound " apparently, this is when we are construction a Wall Fence perimeter leaving my front porch exposed.
They didn't listen just like a teenager who is being warned about a toxic relationship or rather a dog which is stuck in the bitch. They kept walking like John Walker while the other one was seen moving swiftly like Hon Miles Sampa on 24th October, 2023 when he decided to do a Mbappe on his fellow Patriotic Front members which has led to a brief crisis in the country.
I called my wife in a haste, wena, work up... She also sleep like a married woman instead of concentration to marital responsibilities... Uyu, awe! She can be stolen whilst in her sleep. Surprisingly, she work up very quickly like a woman who has been promised some money to buy morning after pill by a married sugar daddy who lives next door.
Those people can wait! If you don't keep your promise just know that you will face a battle of Armageddon next time you want to release adult milk and that damsel won't be available to use that horse pipe or microphone 🎤 to greet her siblings using adult machines which are equal to that of her father and you wonder why those tuma girls you gave birth to have no respect for you.
It's because they have seen similar items from your friends who happen to be your age mate and others older than you...
Now, my Running Mate came to the window and saw this person laying there like a stupid married man who decides to go in Mumbai or South Africa to taste light skinned girls only to be dragged after a single or**sm. She Said, but why have they left him here in our compound.
Apparently, she complained like the UKA opposition political parties who have decided to regroup and unseat the ruling party whose agenda is neither going nor coming.
At this point, I was in my Adam suit and pipe flipping allover like a witch fallen from the sky.... Equally this gender but then, she was quick to cover herself with the robe like what Adam and Eve did according to what the pastor said at church.
I waited a bit to see what happens. In my thoughts, I wanted to call the Zambia Police Service in case this guy dies, then, I grabbed my phone to check for the number belonging to the Officers in my contact book. Then, suddenly, he raised his head a bit, and later on tried to move his head up then he failed.
Some few minutes later he gained momentum and rose up whilst holding the Wall Fence and crawl out of my compound..
