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In 1992, if you did this, your family didn’t 'like' it—they staged an intervention and looked into local asylums. 😕
06/04/2026

In 1992, if you did this, your family didn’t 'like' it—they staged an intervention and looked into local asylums. 😕

Happy Easter to everyone currently holding their family hostage for the 'perfect' photo. We all know the kids are crying...
05/04/2026

Happy Easter to everyone currently holding their family hostage for the 'perfect' photo. We all know the kids are crying, the dog ate the ham, and you’re two minutes away from a nervous breakdown. Post the picture anyway, we need the laugh.

Someone asked me if I would swim in this pool....I thought about it and realised there were a few key ingredients missin...
05/04/2026

Someone asked me if I would swim in this pool....

I thought about it and realised there were a few key ingredients missing. Fixed it! 🥕🥔😋

I’m here for a cheeseburger, not to hack into the mainframe just to see if the onions are grilled! 🍔💻
05/04/2026

I’m here for a cheeseburger, not to hack into the mainframe just to see if the onions are grilled! 🍔💻

Taylor Swift has officially reached the level of fame where she can drop a R100 million fan-edit of someone else’s movie...
04/04/2026

Taylor Swift has officially reached the level of fame where she can drop a R100 million fan-edit of someone else’s movies and call it "art."

I’ll stick to the music, Taylor. You keep the scrapbooking.

03/04/2026

"I’m finally putting myself first. No more snakes in my circle. Don't ask." ​
Let’s translate that from 'attention-seeker' into English. 👇

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