05/18/2026
🚨 UPDATE: The devices have heard we’re collecting them and are beginning to act accordingly. 🚨
Current status:
🔋 47 laptops at 3%
🎧 12 mystery earbuds
🔌 Chargers already attempting to disappear into another dimension
💻 At least one iPad sticky for reasons we do not wish to investigate
Our brave volunteers continue the mission armed only with wipes, patience, and the phrase:
“Did you check your backpack one more time?”
If you’ve ever dreamed of:
✨ Untangling charger spaghetti
✨ Witnessing a Chromebook held together by hope
✨ Becoming part of the elite Device Recovery Task Force™
There’s still time to join the chaos! We could absolutely use more helping hands (and maybe emotional support snacks). 🙌
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1393430782821250&id=100064630244962
💻 Device Collection - VOLUNTEERS NEEDED! 🚨
The school year is wrapping up, which means it’s time for our annual episode of “650 Devices and the People Brave Enough to Handle Them.” 😅
The media center needs volunteers to help collect, check, clean, and inventory laptops and iPads. Yes… all 650 of them. (No, that is not a typo. Yes, we are emotionally preparing.)
Think of it as:
✨ A treasure hunt (but the treasure is chargers)
✨ A cleaning montage (cue dramatic music)
✨ A chance to be someone’s hero when you check their device and it’s clear of damage
PLEASE consider volunteering—we promise at least mild chaos, some laughs, and our eternal gratitude 🙌
🗓️ May 18-22
⏰ Morning and afternoon shifts.
✨ Don’t have time to volunteer the entire shift? No worries! Leave the time you’ll be there in the comments section.
https://www.signupgenius.com/go/8050C45AEA82BA4FC1-63191999-device #/
