Wilmington Elks Lodge #307 (Del.)

03/06/2021

Thank you brother Pat Wooley for the link. Elks are also doing well in Delaware, and will continue to do so with your membership! Thank you fellow Elks, looking forward to a great summer. More information to follow.

Once hunted to extinction, Pennsylvania’s resurgent elk herd now numbers 1,400.

04/24/2020

I will never say anything against Marcus Hook again.... https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2020/04/23/factory-masks-coronavirus-ppe/

04/22/2020

If you need motivation to change your pajamas and take a shower, here's an admiral to tell you why making your bed is important. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sK3wJAxGfs

04/16/2020

"Borrowed" from a fellow Elk in Kentucky.

Reflections on Quarantine aka "Corn Teen":
1. Half of us are going to come out of this quarantine as amazing cooks. The other half with a drinking problem.
2. I used to spin that toilet paper like I was on Wheel of Fortune, now I turn it like I'm cracking a safe.
3. I need to practice social distancing with the refrigerator.
4. I still haven't decided where to go for Easter - the living room or the bedroom.
5. Every few days, try your jeans on just to make sure they still fit. Pajamas will let you believe all is well in the kingdom.
6. I don't think anyone expected when we changed the clocks, we'd go from Standard Time to the Twilight Zone.
7. This morning, I saw my neighbor talking to her cat again. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. When I got back into the house, I told my dog and we both laughed.
8. My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that when I p*e, it cleans the toilet.
9. I'm excited when it's time to take out the garbage. What should I wear?
10. I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip to "Puerto Backyarda." I'm getting real tired of "Los Livingroom"
11. Classified ad:
Single man with toilet paper seeks woman with hand sanitizer for good clean fun.
12. I change from nighttime PJs to daytime PJs, then back again.
13. Better 6 feet apart than 6 feet under....!!

04/14/2020

Today marks 4 weeks of isolation. I have been walking 2.5 miles a day around my neighborhood, increased my water, no meat, sugar, dairy or flour. The change has been fantastic! I feel great! Zero alcohol! A healthy vegan diet, gluten-free, caffeine-free, sugar-free and a 30 minute home workout each day! Lost 17 pounds of fat and see muscle definition.
I have no idea whose post this is, but I am really proud of them so I decided to copy & paste!

04/11/2020

Because we all need a laugh. Stay Safe.

"We've been in quarantine for 18 days, and my 9-year-old has been talking nonstop for 20 of them."

04/04/2020

We got through 9/11. We got through WWII. We got through the Great Depression. We will get through this Pandemic. Stay safe and be well.

04/03/2020

This is not social distancing!!!