Paula's Porch Pirates

06/14/2026

Our band o' scallywags has it on good authority the octopus will try t' commandeer Westport again. The hunt begins June 26 fer the wee ones. Return one o' the creatures t' us 'n ye shall receive a bounty. 'n no, ye won't needs an endorsement from WDFW t' join in the fun.

06/12/2026

Any idea wha' dis will be used fer? Wha''s yer best guess?

06/12/2026

Ahoy! June 26 - 28 be approachin'. The loot has been secured. Shenanigans kick off Friday 'n last all weekend. Lots o' new things t' see 'n try. Surprises all around. Don't delay 'n make yer plans now.

06/10/2026

06/09/2026

It be official now

06/08/2026

Ahoy! New fer 2026 - Pirate Plunder. An opportunity t' add t' yer costume. Paula's Porch Pirates 'ave scoured thar ships 'n treasure chests. We needs t' rid ourselves o' garments 'n accessories 'n be offerin' these fer a donation t' the Jetty Cats.

06/03/2026

🏴‍☠️ HEAR YE, HEAR YE! 🏴‍☠️

This be a call from the Captain himself!

The harbor be fillin’ fast, but there’s still room aboard for a few more worthy merchants. We be acceptin’ General Vendor Applications until June 19th.

If ye have goods, treasures, crafts, or curiosities fit for pirates and townsfolk alike, now be the time to stake yer claim!

⚓ Submit yer application to: [email protected]

But mark me words, mateys—the deadline waits for no one. When the clock strikes June 19th, the gangplank be raised and applications be closed!

https://www.westportgrayland-chamber.org/event-files/2026/2026-rspd-general-vendor-application.pdf

So quit swabbin’ the deck and get yer application sent before ye find yerself left behind at port!

Fair winds and followin’ seas,
The Captain ☠️🦜

02/12/2026

01/03/2026

Ye can sail wit' us anytime Cade!!