Paula's Porch Pirates

07/02/2026

Our mateys Harry 'n Pauline took a rum barrel full o' photographs dis past weekend. They be graciously sharin' thar treasures wit' all o' us. Be sure t' thank 'em.

06/30/2026

An epic festival has come t' an end. Even wit' the foul weather, memories were made. O'er 1000 ballon cutlasses forged, tons o' taffy thrown, a gaggle o' stuffed toys 'n a enough beads t' make New Orleans jealous. 'n a huge thank ye too all who helped us raise $1200 fer the Jetty Cats

06/29/2026

06/29/2026

Another year, another parade. 'twas goin' t' be epic. Jus' wasn't sure if 'twas t' be success or failure. We be claimin' success.

06/28/2026

Yes, the Admin is a bit unhinged

06/28/2026

'tis a bit moist now, but dat shall nah stop our new float from joinin' the parade at 3. The float may or nah float, but we'll give it our best.

06/28/2026

Give a shout out t' the balloon craftsman o' our crew. At least 1000 balloons so far, 'n most be still intact. Ye can also ask fer a whale fart instead, 'til they run out. Yar!

06/28/2026

Those pesky octopus be still out thar waitin' t' be found. Rumor has it dat as many as 7 'ave been seen dis mornin'. The Cap'n be orderin' the crew t' double it's efforts t' find 'em all.